So, Fandom....

[demonbelthazor]

Now that the BDE is over, and we've learned things about ourselves that some of us might rather not know, the one question that remains unanswered is:

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?




[IDEK. My brain requires random silliness to counter the soul-crushing emo, and it's not cold & flu season so I can't have Bel take NyQuil again. ;) ]

Comments

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

So if your ONLY options were (a) give Bel a blow job or (b) watch Rory get tortured and killed, you would choose which option?

[demonbelthazor]

I think I'd rather watch Rory get tortured and killed.

Sorry, Rory, no offense, but....

[sensethevisions]

*facepalms at you*

[demonbelthazor]

OK, so if you had to make a choice between me and Anakin having sex (I can't believe I just used that in a sentence) or seeing Rory tortured and killed, what would you choose?

Wait. Don't answer that. I don't think I want to know.

[sensethevisions]

Cole, I think you know me well enough to know that I would rather have Rory stay alive and safe, kthnx. I'm a big fan of people I know -- especially good people -- staying alive.

Are you saying that if it was me instead of Rory, you'd rather me be tortured and killed than have sex with Anakin?

[demonbelthazor]

No!

THAT'S NOT FAIR.

[sensethevisions]

It may not be fair, soulmate, but it is a reasonable question.

You already know that to save you I'd do just about anything I had to.

[demonbelthazor]

...you're not sleeping with Anakin.

[sensethevisions]

Cole, while I like and respect Anakin a whole hell of a lot, I am not attracted to him at all. I also have a great deal of respect for Rory and she's a good person. Charmed Ones protect the good and innocent.

However, if my only choice was have sex with Anakin or see one of you tortured and killed?

Me and the "lightsaber" will become good friends for a few minutes.

[demonbelthazor]

You're starting to sound like that whiny fangirl of his. D:

[trigons_child]

I am *not* a fangirl. Nor do I whine.

[sensethevisions]

Hi, I'm Phoebe. I'm his more polite and friendly girlfriend.

[trigons_child]

I am called Raven. I have heard your name before since I arrived here.

Your boyfriend is very rude and disrespectful. I do not think I like him.

[sensethevisions]

Sweetheart, you know I love you more than anything.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Well, DUH. Obviously in this scenario you are DOING the torturing and killing.

[demonbelthazor]

Well, even if I WASN'T.

And, hey, why do I always have to be the bad guy?

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Because you're a demon?

[demonbelthazor]

But I'm reformed!

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Well, then obviously this conversation is purely hypothetical!

Unless we end up in another alternate universe.

[demonbelthazor]

I still won't have sex with Anakin in an alternate universe. JUST SAYING.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Even if it meant that someone you love would be tortured and killed?

[demonbelthazor]

They could walk it off.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

... you love Lois?

[demonbelthazor]

Huh? Who? Who's Lois?

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

No idea, but I hear she can walk it off better than anyone else.