Issues

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

This was brought up briefly in a thread in yesterday's meme.

So what I want to know is:

What are your Daddy/Mommy/Parental issues?

Comments

[glacial_queen]

DON'T ANYBODY BET AGAINST HER. THE BET IS RIGGED LIKE WHOA.

Of course I'd do it! "You are why Arthur is the way he is?!?" *beats*

Arthur has already forbidden me from visiting Camelot. He doesn't want my death on his hands.

I'm uppity.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Spoil my fun.

Maybe if we could find someone sane to be Arthur's stepmom... hmm.....

[glacial_queen]

Would you do that to a Sister? I wouldn't.

Let me rephrase. The only females I'd do that to wouldn't make the kind of stepmothers that would be helpful.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Wellll.... okay. Point. Even someone benign who'd marry the guy would probably not be much use. Darnit.

[bitchprince]

*keeps mum on certain Season 2 spoilers la la la*

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

OOOooooooOOOOOOO!!!

*bounce* Really? Really?

[bitchprince]

Don't get too happy.

She's a troll in disguise looking to take over the kingdom and apparently puts more of a wedge between Arthur and daddy dearest.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Awww, man.

So you get to go home to more issues. DUDE. *headdesk*

[bitchprince]

It's the way my canon rolls, man. Arthur acts like an asshole -> Arthur gets a startling moment of nobility -> Arthur is blessed with more daddy issues because of said moment of nobility -> Uther puts on a shallow bandaid at the end.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

He should at least be using Neosporin. SHEESH.

It's really sad when even him being dead wouldn't help your issues, you know?

Any chance we could resurrect your mom from the dead? Just for an afternoon?

[bitchprince]

If we did, I wouldn't even know what to do with her.

Safer to borrow Merlin's, probably.

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Much safer. Hunith rocks that way.

Let's hope Stepmommy Dearest doesn't come with stepbrothers and stepsisters...