Jill: I don't have any parental issues! Really! I mean, just because my dad quit his job and started doing yoga and not leaving the house, and it's so embarrassing, that's not an issue. And my mom just wants to help me! You know, by teaching me to brainwash myself and lying to all of my friends to make them think I have some horrible medical condition and making me feel like there's something wrong with me. See? Totally helping!
Jack: Until I came to Fandom I spent most of my life locked in a room. I'm not really their son, see, I'm just Jill's dirty little secret. Thanks, Mom and Dad!
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Jack: Until I came to Fandom I spent most of my life locked in a room. I'm not really their son, see, I'm just Jill's dirty little secret. Thanks, Mom and Dad!