End-of-Summer Therapy

[bitten_notshy]

Classes start in a week, so, Fandom, how was your summer? Did you get a tan? Fall in love? Are you still hoping to do one or both of those things before Labor Day?

Any lingering summer trauma, including the omg-island-of-vampires kind? Share. We love it when you share.

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[chosehumanity]

I came here to escape my life my home in order to avoid the sociopathic blood addicts back home rather than deal with them throw myself into human life again. Since, I've found out that in some version of affairs, things are more peaceful here, my maker can still find me, he's still not gotten over the whole 'plotting to take over the world' thing, and George couldn't ask a girl out if his life depended on it.

Maybe I should matchmake. That last problem's the one I can deal with.

[bitten_notshy]

Well, finding George a girlfriend is an easier problem to tackle on the island than stopping vampires from taking over the world -- if only slightly.

(Also, my player just saw a certain episode of your canon and she wants me to ask if you missed "Interview with a Vampire," whatever that is. I have to agree that child vampires are not good things.)

[chosehumanity]

(I was having a misanthropic moment. I might also have a tendency to make very bad decisions at very inopportunate times. And then spending the next odd few months of my life dealing with them. I'd say I'd learn, but it's been a hundred years now...)

He's a good cook. If we can duct tape his mouth shut, that ought to get him one in the sack.

[bitten_notshy]

(My mun thinks all vampires under age 18 are going to turn into Claudia. Don't mind her; it was ... certainly misanthropic, but not the absolute worst thing you could have done, all things considered.)

Wouldn't taping his mouth get in his way once he was there, though? Maybe if you used electroshock to stop him from talking...