http://decoder-rings.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] decoder-rings.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2009-09-09 08:09 pm

all that physical stuff

I think it's about due time to check in on this one again. So, SEX. Who's having it? Who're you having it with? Who's not having it wants to have it? Who's not having it and doesn't give a damn that they're not? Who's a little scared by Chuck's (of the Bass variety) apparent dry spell (dry for him, that is)? Want more of it? Less of it? Is sex complicating matters? Do you wish you were a monk? And what are Merlin and Francine doing in their post tonight?

Come on, everyone loves this subject and it's been awhile since we've talked about it! Sharing is caring!

[identity profile] italksmack.livejournal.com 2009-09-10 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
OMIGOD. I haven't like, even made out with anyone here, because like, I am totally just out of a relationship!!!!!!! I mean, like, if someone like, asked me out or kissed me or threw me down and ravaged me, I like, would sooooo not complain, 'cause like, I am so over my like, ex. He is like, so sixteen. I want like, an older man. Plus, like, all the guys here are soooooo cute. Like, my roommate? Totes adorbs. He's all cute and southern and stuff and I like, soooo just want to jump on him sometimes because he's like, beyond sexalicious, but like, he is so not the only one, because like, there are so many adorable boys here and I just want to collect them all like little Pokemon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[identity profile] italksmack.livejournal.com 2009-09-10 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
OMIGOD, no, I like, totes don't think of them like that, 'cause like, they would be way too small to like, be useful, like, you know? Because like, teeny tiny boys would be fun if like, I stuck one in my shirt. OMIGOD THAT WOULD BE SO WEIRD. Has that like, happened here? Omigod, what if a cute boy turned teeny tiny and like, crawled around on my boobs?