lost in the mix

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

It's been way too long since Fandom's had some therapy and after some of the goings on, I think we fucking need it. So, Fandom denizens far and wide, what the fuck is going on? How the fuck are you? What the fuck is keeping you busy? How the fucking are you feeling?

Catch up with each other, talk it out, wonder what the fuck you got yourself into (oh new students, you'll get used to shit, we promise) and look ahead to the future! It's therapy. Sit down on the couch and let it all out, Fandom.

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[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Does Mat himself know how to act around the ladies? Let's hope it's not the blind leading the fucking blind. And are there ladies you're aiming to impress?

Besides Ino. Oh wait. JUST FRIENDS even if her dad's giving you that kind of talk.

[puppy_fair]

I'm pretty sure Mat knows what he's talking about! ... He did pat me on the head after that one conversation. I'm not sure if that means I should worry or not.

Her dad is just looking out for his daughter's best interests! My mom does the same kind of thing with girls I bring home. Well. Kind of. She sort of invites them into the family. Used to. I haven't really brought a girl home in a while.

...

We really are just friends! Honest!

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Are you planning on bringing Ino home with you sometime?

[puppy_fair]

Technically, I already have. SOLDIER is home, you know? Midgar is home. I haven't spoken to my parents in a few years. So, Ino and I hunting monsters all day in Midgar and then crashing in my room in the ShinRa building, that's about as close as it gets.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

That's totally a date.

[puppy_fair]

Nah! The date is totally the shopping for swimsuits and hitting up the onsen that we're going to do later!

... But that doesn't mean we're dating.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

Pre-dating! It's almost there! Really, it's just fun to needle you because you get flaily. I've heard the onsen's a good spot for romantic shit.

[puppy_fair]

... I am so bad at romance. You have no idea.

Which is why it's so fortunate that we aren't dating!

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

But you almost are! You could be considered dating in some circles! Oh Zack, at least I'm not mentioning porn?

[puppy_fair]

..... Excuse me. I have to take a moment to make some high-pitched squeaky sounds, now.