Dear Little Wooden Boy (while I'm here anyway)

I know deep down my new boyfriend is a total jackass, but he's always so nice to me and good in bed I don't seem to be able to care. Also I'm totally lusting after a really shy guy who I really want to tie up and whip while wearing a tiny PVC dressn but I'm worried it'll scare him off. What should I do?

Oh yeah and I'm destined to like save the world from ultimate evil with my sisters and stuff which is a bit of a worry to be honest and also making live a little widely before I get murdered

Paige