Survey meme!

[bitten_notshy]

Because somebody asked for a meme on Twitter and just_add_starch let me steal this. We haven't done it since July.

LIFESTYLE:

What shampoo scent do you use (if you take showers!)?
What soap scent do you use?
What toothpaste flavor do you use?
What's your shoe size?
Favorite food?
Favorite beverage?
Favorite smell?

SEXUAL:

Are you a virgin?
If yes, wanna lose it soon? Got anyone in mind?
If no, when'd you lose it?
What's (or what do you think would be) your favorite position(s)?
Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again?
Worst sexual experience?
Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)?
How often do you go one on one with yourself (c'mon, we know you do!)?

INTIMACY:

What attracts you first about a partner?
Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)?
How many dates before you get to the hanky panky?
You a cuddler?
What's a perfect date for you?
You a fan of committment?
Endearments: Y/N?

Comments

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LIFESTYLE:

What shampoo scent do you use (if you take showers!)? If it isn't supposed to exist in my world yet, I probably like it.
What soap scent do you use? Same answer as above.
What toothpaste flavor do you use? I have no preference. I like that it exists at all, personally.
What's your shoe size? Whatever's the closest fit. Do you think I can afford custom-made shoes? I'm a traveling bard. I'm not rolling in dinars.
Favorite food? NUTBREAD.
Favorite beverage? Iced mochas. Mmmm, coffee. I like the modern world.
Favorite smell? Xena's leathers.

SEXUAL:

Are you a virgin? . . . no. Do we have to talk about this?
If yes, wanna lose it soon? Got anyone in mind?
If no, when'd you lose it? On my wedding night. Do we really have to talk about this?
What's (or what do you think would be) your favorite position(s)? I. Um. Positions?
Last time you did the deed? With whom did you do it? Wanna do it with that person again? . . . on my wedding night. With my husband. Perdicas. AND I WOULDN'T MIND DOING IT AGAIN EXCEPT HE GOT KILLED THE NEXT DAY.
Worst sexual experience? . . . did I MENTION the getting killed the next day?
Got any kinks (detail it out if you want!)? *cough*
How often do you go one on one with yourself (c'mon, we know you do!)? Oh, look, over there, a blind cyclops!

INTIMACY:

What attracts you first about a partner? The blue eyes, the leather, the attitude, the . . . oh, you didn't mean that kind of partner? Um. *cough*
Got a crush on anyone (be absolutely honest!)? I do. Several. But I'm not telling you who, because really, have I mentioned my doomed track record with boys?
How many dates before you get to the hanky panky? Does spending an entire day together fighting off a rampaging army led by a crazy woman count as a date?
You a cuddler? Xena says so. Not that that has anything to do with . . . what?
What's a perfect date for you? I don't know, but a typical day with Xena is about the most worthwhile way I can think of to spend my time . . . what?
You a fan of commitment? I would like to be, yes, if people would stop killing my boyfriends. At least I've always got Xena.

. . . stop looking at me that way.
Endearments: Y/N? I'm a bard. I love words. Of course yes.