I wanna sex you up

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

So, the other day we talked about fantasies. And that's all well and good. But hey, those are kind of a special occasion thing, right?

So who's actually getting some now? Who's not? Is it good? Is it bad? Is it 'romantic' or is it awesome? Tell me about your sex lives, Fandom. Because I am bored and stealing posting duties from Tracy tonight.

Comments

[colourfulscents.livejournal.com]

...I don't want to talk about it.

[byneptunesbeard.livejournal.com]

I'm a married man! I can't talk about it!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

I would, but... the mohawk. It's staring into my soul.

I feel dirty.

[wantstocheer.livejournal.com]

What sex life? My boyfriend had to move back to Colorado.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

Why? Sleep with someone you shouldn't have? We all have our coyote ugly moments, lady.

[shes-got-legs.livejournal.com]

I don't want to talk about it! And I can't talk about it!

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

You aren't getting any from the wife? What's the point in being married, dude?

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

It's meant to have that effect.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

GO VISIT. Booty call!

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

I would so love to make it better for you but for some reason I think we're like, cursed. I SO WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU BUT THERE'S ALWAYS A WAITER THERE OR SOMETHING.

[lovethenubbins.livejournal.com]

Sex... I think I remember that.

So, in answer to your question, no, I am not currently having it. I would like to be though.

[wantstocheer.livejournal.com]

If it was only that easy! He's at the Air Force Academy, so I'm pretty sure they would frown on me showing up in a trenchcoat and sexy lingerie.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Dear god, are you another one of Wolvie's spawn? DO YOU SHOW UP IN KINKMEMES?!

[likethegun]

In three and a half weeks, I will be having sex constantly. Until then, I just have to be patient.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

My sex life is awesome. And on rare occasions romantic. I guess that happens when you get married.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

....MAYBE? DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS MEAN I'M SEXY?

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

AND KINDA RAPEY.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure no one's going to get mad at a cute girl in underwear. Don't they like, need them to not be tense and stuff?

[angelandwitch.livejournal.com]

I'm working on it. It's been a while.

[colourfulscents.livejournal.com]

Coyote? Never been with one of those, actually...

But, come on, I mean, I'm in love with a dwarf, my exboyfriend is a wolf, and I've been inappropriate proposed to by a lapdog with a vibrator. I think I might have some UST with my boss who's supposed to be married with a kid and my best prospects in this place is an anthropomorphic dog.

Well, probably a vampire or two, as well, because they'll do anyone, but, come on. I have standards.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

Why aren't you? Especially if it's been THAT long.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

Ooooh. Make sure you take naps and drink Gatorade! I'm fond of Power Bars, too. Can't lose energy halfway through.

[glacial_queen]

If I do what my culture says is right, I have another, like, four years before I get to have my Virgin Night.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

But you have to sleep with the same person all the time. Aren't you bored?

And I'm pretty sure that's not like, guaranteed to married people.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

Dude, you're like a reasonably pretty girl. What 'work' do you have to do?