I wanna sex you up

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

So, the other day we talked about fantasies. And that's all well and good. But hey, those are kind of a special occasion thing, right?

So who's actually getting some now? Who's not? Is it good? Is it bad? Is it 'romantic' or is it awesome? Tell me about your sex lives, Fandom. Because I am bored and stealing posting duties from Tracy tonight.

Comments

[colourfulscents.livejournal.com]

...I don't want to talk about it.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

Why? Sleep with someone you shouldn't have? We all have our coyote ugly moments, lady.

[byneptunesbeard.livejournal.com]

I'm a married man! I can't talk about it!

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

You aren't getting any from the wife? What's the point in being married, dude?

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

I would, but... the mohawk. It's staring into my soul.

I feel dirty.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

It's meant to have that effect.

[wantstocheer.livejournal.com]

What sex life? My boyfriend had to move back to Colorado.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

GO VISIT. Booty call!

[shes-got-legs.livejournal.com]

I don't want to talk about it! And I can't talk about it!

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

I would so love to make it better for you but for some reason I think we're like, cursed. I SO WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU BUT THERE'S ALWAYS A WAITER THERE OR SOMETHING.

[lovethenubbins.livejournal.com]

Sex... I think I remember that.

So, in answer to your question, no, I am not currently having it. I would like to be though.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

Why aren't you? Especially if it's been THAT long.

[likethegun]

In three and a half weeks, I will be having sex constantly. Until then, I just have to be patient.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

Ooooh. Make sure you take naps and drink Gatorade! I'm fond of Power Bars, too. Can't lose energy halfway through.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

My sex life is awesome. And on rare occasions romantic. I guess that happens when you get married.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

But you have to sleep with the same person all the time. Aren't you bored?

And I'm pretty sure that's not like, guaranteed to married people.

[angelandwitch.livejournal.com]

I'm working on it. It's been a while.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

Dude, you're like a reasonably pretty girl. What 'work' do you have to do?

[glacial_queen]

If I do what my culture says is right, I have another, like, four years before I get to have my Virgin Night.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

PSH. BE A REBEL. MAKE IT HAPPEN NOW! It's too fun to wait.

[pastmewrong.livejournal.com]

Yes, I get it. It's awesome and not even a little bit romantic, ever, thanks.

Probably be having more of it if it weren't for this 'cabins' thing.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

Do it in the cabins anyway. Maybe it'll turn into an orgy!

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

I'm...Chuck Bass. Isn't it implied my sex life is fantastic at all times?

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

Yes, but IS IT? 'Implied' doesn't mean it's happening.

[imonscholarship.livejournal.com]

I don't want to, uh, do it until I'm in love. And being in love means I have to talk to a girl for more than five minutes and that's just...I'm just not good at it.

It'll happen some day, right? Right?

Please tell me it'll happen, I don't care if you lie.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

...that is the lamest thing I have ever heard.

Let's go get you a hooker.

[awesomebigsis.livejournal.com]

Currently not getting any! And I really want that to change sometime.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

I am excellent at changing these sorts of things. Just so you know.

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

I get to do the girl who won't tell you her name on a regular fucking basis, dude. Won't find any complaints coming from me. I'd send you a 'Wish You Were Here' postcard but I'd be lying.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

Would it be a postcard of her boobs? Because I wish I was there, too.

[squire-hand.livejournal.com]

None since I've been here. I can lay low; I'm not Locklear.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

Doing that is not going to get you any tail, dude. Be proactive.

[vanillajello]

Getting some on a regular basis, and it is awesome, thank you.

And, okay, maybe a little romantic too.

Or a lot.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna go ahead and assume it's all because of my advice at prom.

You're welcome.

[likes_scoundrels]

Working on it!

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

With who? And how are you working on it? DETAILS.

[trigons_child]

...I'll be in the safe room.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

Raven, I think I am injured. In my groin. Can I join you?

[therewaslife]

Someone likes me enough to do this sort of thing with me quite regularly. I'd consider myself lucky but I don't even know if I deserve that.

I'm not complaining though. It's really good.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

Duh. Kate's like smoking hot. But hey IF YOU NEED ADVICE, DUDE. YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO.

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Thank god he can orb, otherwise we'd have one hell of a Portalocity bill, that's all I'm saying.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

There's always phone sex, too!

[svetocha-blooms.livejournal.com]

I've never even a boyfriend, let alone sex. And sadly that doesn't look to be changing anytime soon.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

Maybe if you weren't bitchy to random hot dudes like myself, that would help. Just saying.

[flashesforinfo.livejournal.com]

You know, amazing and romantic can actually go together, sweetie.

Really, really well.

[sexonyoursheets.livejournal.com]

I don't believe you. Why do you need candles and shit? Isn't it good enough already?

[theotherpeter.livejournal.com]

My dad keeps trying to hook me up with some Agent Dunham lady. I'm pretty sure she has to be at least 30.

Otherwise, sorry no dice. I seem to have a date, though.

[colourfulscents.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should consider a (nearly) 30-something. I mean, I have the icons for it...

[angelo_wings]

Can someone please tell Squall that kissing and groping and sex are all amazing, good things? He's all "I don't want to get attached" but once you dive out into open space on a suicide mission to save someone, you're attached, so we might as well be sucking face.

[shes-got-legs.livejournal.com]

I'd love to tell him for you, bb, but, well...y'know....