fandomtherapy | WOE IS ME

My gf is having UST with Anders in the gym. Woe.

Also, in another thread, I have insulted Aeryn as a qualified love interest for John as she is mean and made her all emo. Also...woe.

And Kitty Pryde's body is not in the shadows of my bulging, rippling, delicious arms. WOE.

*CLINGS, OMG*

PROMISE ME WE WILL NEVER LEAVE THIS THIRTEENTH COLONY, SO YOU WILL NOT BECOME GALACTICA'S WHIPPING GIRL AND I WILL NOT GET LEFT BEHIND TO DIE.

OMG, YES. WE WILL STAY HERE FOREVER, AND CHIEF TYROL WILL JOIN US, AND WE WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP AND SAVE THE UNIVERSE, OMG.

OMG WHAT ABOUT BRIDGE?

OMG, HE'D SO BE THERE TOO. WE'D BE PLAYING WITH THE NEW YORK POWER RANGERS, OMG.

OMG CAN I BE DEFENCE?

*sad* Chief?

...you can join too. You'll be goalie, so I can shoot... at you. with pucks. Honest.

Okay, this is going way beyond foursome to all-out orgy.

Break out the corn syrup and jelly!

*breaks out the corn syrup and Jelly*

Now what?

Oh. Um.

. . . not a clue, actually.

Tab A into Slot B? */helpful*

WE'RE GETTING TO THAT! OMG!

*starts pouring corn syrup into one of her hands*

No clue, huh?

*tries to fling corn syrup at Anders*

*has corn syrup flung on him and then goes to the patented Callynanders FTB, oh yes*

Okay. And I'll get to cuddle with Chief. *happy*

I WILL SAVE YOU!

OMG YAY FOURSOME!

I'VE GOT THE CORN SYRUP READY!