I'M A MONSTER! A MONSTER!

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I... I keep killing people. I don't mean to! Earlier I fought evil ducks! People died. I wore a Michael Jackson costume. People died. I teach! People died. I sneak into people's rooms when they're doing Things and other people in the room died, and nobody stopped doing Things!

I'M A MONSTER! WHY CAN'T I STOP KILLING? Killing people ISN'T KEEN! *weep* *probably murders 10 with a stray tear*