ZOMG!

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Bristow's going to give me a pap smear!

*whimpers*

*flails*

Comments

[demonbelthazor]

"Scootch down to the end of the table."

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

*Flails*

*Whimpers*

*Skootches*

"This is wrong on *so* many levels."

[demonbelthazor]

Just hope he doesn't keep the speculum in the freezer....

[chasingangela]

I think they have to do that to pass their boards, though...

(I'm so sorry, Marty.)

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have to wear that damn hospital gown.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Just close your eyes, spread your legs and think of England, Marty.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Big Ben

Spotted Dick

Monty Python

*DAMN* That is cold!

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Of course he keeps it in the freezer. This *is* torture.

Though how he's going to use that on my... well... Okay there's someplaces where I'm going to draw the line in therapy. This is one.

[b-chenowith.livejournal.com]

The process doesn't work if you aren't honest, Martin.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. So what should I do then? How does this work if I don't have to corresponding parts?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Just remember to relax and everything will be slightly less painful fine...

[demonbelthazor]

You may feel a slight pinch....

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Speaking from experience emo-demon Bel?

[demonbelthazor]

Didn't you know all gynecologists are demons?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

We don't have gynecologists where I come from, strange people who try to come near your lady-bits with cold metal objects are summarily dispatched.

[demonbelthazor]

Ditto for the manly bits.


Unless they're specifically designed for that kind of thing....

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

A wise policy.

[demonbelthazor]

Exactly.


Angelus has these toys, you see....

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

[demonbelthazor]

Now that you mention it....

There's this metal ring, and, um, it's got this leather sheath attached...*blush*

[vampire-darla.livejournal.com]

That's my boy...

[demonbelthazor]

Did he tell you he owns me now?

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

It doesn't sound like that lighting is up to code for a room with medical equipment. The school had better fix that before the building inspector visits.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Yeah, with that lack of light, who knows where the tools might end "up."

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Especially when used on a guy!

[crazyvampchick]

The Dean mentioned Sunshine!

My sweet little pet...

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*sploshes*

[crazyvampchick]

Hee! *icon love*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_gottahavefaith/]

....run, Marty.


Run fast.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*sends Angelus an e-mail to tell him he really wishes he were here right now*