OMG SUCKS

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Liek, all of my friends have AT LEAST gotten to third base. And now with Archie getting laid, am I THE ONLY ONE still a technical virgin?! Gods, I hate Kara "Let's hold hands and cuddle and not talk about stuff!" Thrace! I hope she's a cylon messiah or some crap like that!

THERAPIZE ME. (*said similar to "moisturize me, moisturize me!"* ...ah Doctor Who. *hearts*)

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[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

It's OK, little emo Lee. [patpat] At least you can talk to us here so we can admire your arms.

And talking about problems with women...my girlfriend is flirting with a guy who's older than I am. And I'm over 900. Is OK, though, 'cause they aren't going to do anything. Still, he's 5000!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Dude, but you're a timelord. All that time makes you JUST 900 years old? And how do you keep that amazing figure?

So who is CJ chatting up now?

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Hee. That's the secret, my friend--regeneration. This is body number ten.

The librarian. [pouts]

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

And what a body it is, sir. Kind of reminds me of that poor Crouch child.

Question, how old is Tennnnnnant (spelling is my FORTE)?

Stupid librarians. Luckily I was not a Highlander watcher because when I saw him as Tanith at first, I totally believed he was a good guy and then WAMMO. Hee. Eval cuties. Mmm.

There should be more goa'uld's to play with at fh.

Anyway, so what are you going to do with this FLIRTY GF OF YOURS?!

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Why, thank you. You're not so bad yourself.
((David Tennant is 34 and what a cute 34 he is zomg. And you have been sucked into the Who.))

She can flirt with people did you SEE my Chaucer subtext last night?!. I just worry that she likes him more than me, because I am emo and too young and maybe not good enough in bed and forget to shave, most days.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*preens and flexes arms*

dude, isn't Barty supposed to be 18 or somethink? I love it.


No I didn't see the subtext, omgz, hrm. I'm sure, Mr. Ten, that there are many women waiting in the wings to be your rebound girl.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

RHI: I has no idea how old he is. I think they are Taking Liberties with the book for David Tennant, actually, because the director prolly fancies him liked his work so much. I mean, Crouch is blond.

TEN: I am not blond.

BUT I LOVES HER SO MUCH, and she is only flirting. Just am jealous, is all. [wibble]

And who says it has to be a girl? I mean, you've got Crichton...rawr.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T WAIT FOR GOF!!!



*pets you and your jealousy*

Dude, if Lee saw Kara flirting with someone? I think the Emo levels might DESTROY THE SCHOOL. *rubs hands together in anticipation*


well... um... no one? YOU COY MINX

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

I can. There will be so many of the stupid 'oh, I'm so goth and emo' Slytheriny fangirls influxing into the Tennant fandom that it will SUCK ASS.

I think you might need to write Kara a letter. Or hire someone to bash her over the head until she gets things. I don't advocate violence towards women (or anyone else), but some people just need a good whack upsidea hed.

There's nothing wrong with being omnisexual, Mr Adama. or maybe you want some of this, instead?

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

You are very wise, yes. I was just thinking earlier today in the car that it was so awesome back in the late 90's when I was a Chicago freak and sang about half the musical in a variety of variety shows and now it's totally mainstream to like the show and therefore I must hate it. Still, OHYESOHYESOHYESTHEYBOTHOHYESTHEYBOTHOHYESTHEYBOTHREACHEDFORTHEGUNTHEGUNTHEGUN, etc.



Oooh. OOOOH.... OOOOOOOOOOOH!!! I will write her a letter. Yes. and I've put John on the 'omg, this plot is so six grade' trail to corner Kara and talkabout her FEELINGS.


Who said I wasn't, Doctor? mmm, gimme some of THAT sonic screwing.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

TEH GUN! I was a big RENT fan, but I got over it, and now movie? WTF.
I'm just waiting for the bad Crouch/Snape fic. Can you imagine Tennant vs. Rickman? Can you?! Sexy, but so much pain.

A letter would be good, if you find you can't talk to her in person. Perhaps she's got some issues of her own to work out besides being a Cylon messiah about communication. I think maybe everyone does. Though maybe the having Crichton follow her bit isn't the best plan.

You just seemed awkward about it, is all. you have NO idea, baby. none. ask Harkness.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

See, Tennant/Rickman would only work for me if they were working together to sex me up and being devilishly snarky about it the whole time. Otherwise? Errr. And yes, the HP fandom is SCARY SHIT.


Omg, the Crichton thing is the WORST IDEA EVER but yay six grade! :) And hrm. Letter writing. Lee has issues with committment; obviously because he either commits too much or can't commit at all. La. Me and John are writing future FH fic where Lee is all angsty that Kara is going to marry Zak and John is all "um...wtf?" it's GREAT. We should mention you in it because that's squeeful. What would Ten be doing about 7 years after FH?


Well, I am so totally virginal. ish. Mmmm. Captain Jack.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Oh my god the Tennant snark. Or maybe angst. Or BOTH WOW.

I want to be in your fic and you can subtext about how damn sexy I am. I don't know what I'd be up to, or if I'd even be on Earth still. I'd probably come back seven years later having spent about 30 seconds away, subjectively.

You need to get that taken care of, I think, mate. I mean, really, not to encourage underage sex, but...good god. when did we stop talking about me and my gorgeous self?

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I think Ten will have saved the day in the BSG world and Lee will tell John about the HEROISM of that gorgeous Time Lord. Yes.


Word. Honey. Word. I mean, high schoolers sexing is a BAD IDEA but this is the wonderful world of RPG and while I once used to think it would be cute for Lee to be all virginal, I have learned that this is OUT OF CHARACTER for him. That darling suicidally depressed slutty beautifully armed emo boy. Yes.

And yeah. Sex. But Kara wants to HOLD MY HAND as that's just far more nice. And we'd ruin our valuable friendship or something. BLAH BLAH BLAH. Ah, Ten,and your beautiful eyes and features that light up the sun itself!

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

That would suit him very nicely.
And The Sex is good. This IS an RP, after all.

Welllll, holding hands is nice. But sometimes that is not enough. a man's got NEEDS! Though I can see where she's coming from with the friendship thing...I mean, really, sex can bugger things up right well, no pun intended. [blush] thanks. you've got a gorgeous jaw...

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

And RPs are for the sexing. Damnit.


And don't women have needs too?! Hello?! Oh, blah blah blah. I just want to RUN MY HANDS THROUGH YOUR HAIR, omgz.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes they are.

yes, women have needs too, believe me, I know. the mun was merely being silly. Aye. Blah, blah, blah, someone needs to play Barty so that I can have angst. I know, isn't it BRILLIANT? You should see the new pics where Rose and I are on a moor in Scotland and it is windy. But I so rarely take my shirt off, unlike you...zomg.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

WHERE IS MY TOAST?

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

RIGHT HERE BABY! *leaps into his arms*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*pants* You want a Barty Crouch? OMG! OMG YOU SHOULD POST THEM OR LINK THEM! OMG! YOU! And yes, I love taking my shirt off. It's easier to get through a crowded hallway shirtless.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*catches and swings around like a movie scene*

*THERAPIES YOU WITH LOVE*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Your sweet embrace is so soothing on my weary heart!

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

oh dear god, bring me a basin, I'm gonna vomit from the no-longer-subtext.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

I don't want a Barty. Rhi wants one so that there is strangeness about having a Very Evil Person With My Face running around Fandom. lookit! (http://www.livejournal.com/community/time_and_chips/960796.html) you wish you had a piece of this. and Rose. you know, Adama, the reason you can get through a crowded hallway so easily while shirtless is because everyone is staring. I mean that in a good way.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

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