OMG SUCKS

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Liek, all of my friends have AT LEAST gotten to third base. And now with Archie getting laid, am I THE ONLY ONE still a technical virgin?! Gods, I hate Kara "Let's hold hands and cuddle and not talk about stuff!" Thrace! I hope she's a cylon messiah or some crap like that!

THERAPIZE ME. (*said similar to "moisturize me, moisturize me!"* ...ah Doctor Who. *hearts*)

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[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

It's OK, little emo Lee. [patpat] At least you can talk to us here so we can admire your arms.

And talking about problems with women...my girlfriend is flirting with a guy who's older than I am. And I'm over 900. Is OK, though, 'cause they aren't going to do anything. Still, he's 5000!

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Why, thank you. You're not so bad yourself.
((David Tennant is 34 and what a cute 34 he is zomg. And you have been sucked into the Who.))

She can flirt with people did you SEE my Chaucer subtext last night?!. I just worry that she likes him more than me, because I am emo and too young and maybe not good enough in bed and forget to shave, most days.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

WHERE IS MY TOAST?

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

I can assure you Anders hasn't even rounded second.

I'm not sure he'd recognize it if he did, either.

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

I'd do you, kid.

[chasingangela]

Dude, I finally got laid, and then five minutes later I get into a huge stupid fight and break up with my boyfriend.

It is so much worse than when I didn't know what I was missing.

[janet_fraiser]

Really? *looks around for Daniel* So my sorta-boyfriend's not here. Wanna do it?

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

I'm never going to get laid in this body AND REMEMBER IT because I'm too much of a gentelman, damn it, and Liz is too smart to fall for my dumb boy I'm-so-charming-OMG-FONDLE act.

It's the mask, isn't it?