ext_141411 ([identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-11-17 08:34 am

Oh noes!

My pillow and have separated! Our relationship has fallen apart. We fight everyday about when I should fall asleep! I don't know how to recocile with it!

Oh noes! I've just been served papers! My pillow has taken ownership of my bed!

WAAAAH! I NEED THERAPY!!!