fandomtherapy | So...er...some rather mundane questions, really.

I don't live in the dorms or take Ethics (obviously...I'm a bloody teacher). This makes me sad, as I would really appreciate a couplet or two from

talkytoaster.

Second, how should I decorate the TARDIS for the Winter Holidays? I was thinking a sort of ice cave theme, but they totally did that in a film I saw recently.

Also, what should I get people for the holidays? I have a list a mile long. Maybe I should stand on the roof and throw candy canes (ones that wouldn't change anyone into anything else), but then they might hit people in the head and give them brain damage, and then I'd need to hire a solicitor because I'd be sued multiple times. Which is not very in the giving spirit, unless you're on the receiving end of the payout.

That's probably a really bad idea. Unless they were...I know! Antigravity candy canes! Brilliant.

~~RHI: [lets the character run wild as she stares, entranced, at the icon]~~