My boyfriend is gay.

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

My boyfriend has just won the OTP Award with his best friend, who he's constantly flirting with. And now he's trying to make a run for it with Anders!

WHAT'S A GIRL TO DO?!

Comments

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE JUST A BIG OLE TEASE!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Only for you, baby. Only for you. After all, for the sake of presentation we must channel all this raging tension into macho posturing and fisticuffs.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Fisticuffs...?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

If that's your kink. Which it seems to be, since you tend to end up trying to fight me whenever we're in the same room.

Unless you've developed a kink for nearly getting eaten by plants since Halloween.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

oh, like you know any of my kink, YOU TEASING WHORE

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Don't you want me to? I've got lots of stamina, you know.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

SAVE IT FOR THOSE WHO CARE.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

THAT'S WHY I'M SAVING IT FOR YOU AND YOUR ARMS OF HOTNESS.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

YOU JUST KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE ALL TALK, HERO.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

MEET ME BEHIND THE GYM LATER AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW LITTLE TALKING WE NEED.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOUR PROMISES!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

ZOMG FINE. YOUR LOSS.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

GO FIND KARA! SHE'S FAR MORE WILLING TO SPREAD HER LEGS FOR YOU.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

OKAY!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I warn you that she's a real bitch in the morning!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

You gave me warning! I knew you loved me!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

...wtf?!

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

I ALWAYS KEEP MY PROMISES BABY.