My boyfriend is gay.

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

My boyfriend has just won the OTP Award with his best friend, who he's constantly flirting with. And now he's trying to make a run for it with Anders!

WHAT'S A GIRL TO DO?!

Comments

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

HE WASN'T COMPLAINING AT ALL. MORE LIKE BEGGING FOR MORE.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

OMG I HATE YOU. YOU BIG LIAR.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

MASSAGE SLUT.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

MANWHORE!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, BABY.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

NEVER.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

YOUR TEXT SAYS NEVER BUT YOUR EYES SAY YES.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

WHATEVER!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's right. Whatever you want me to do. SAY THE WORD, BABY.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Oh, go piss up a rope!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Oh, so that's your kink. Got it.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

EW. NO! ICK! NO! *flails*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

I KNOW YOUR SECRET NOW!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

...*rolls eyes*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Aha! The eyeroll of impending climax!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

The only impending climax is my fist about to HIT YOUR FACE.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

See? I told you! Sexual tension sublimated into violent desires.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Why must violent impulses be always subtextually defined as sexual tension?!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Because it's hot?

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

That's not reason enough!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

. . .

Because it keeps the medical bills down?

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

...huh?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*hates*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

And my work here is done.