My boyfriend is gay.

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

My boyfriend has just won the OTP Award with his best friend, who he's constantly flirting with. And now he's trying to make a run for it with Anders!

WHAT'S A GIRL TO DO?!

Comments

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

But hot. You know it.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

You've got some odd kinks, man.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

So do you.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

That's not the point.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Oh, just twist it and make a point and stick it in.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Oh, would you FRAK OFF already?!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

. . .

Okay!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*hurls a gumball at you again*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

OMG I will keep it forever and think of you! And fondle it at night along with Kara's dogtag!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

What is with YOU and FONDLING INANIMATE OBJECTS! Go frak a toaster for all I care!