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THERAPY YO

Hello people who've joined the comm! Remember that nothing that happens here is

fandomhigh canon and that we're just goofing off to alleviate some tension and angst that is caused by FH shenanigans. So. AIM TO MISBEHAVE, girls and boys!

Also, there is a complete liminality to IC and OOC here so don't differentiate because it does not matter. OMG. SQUEE.

Therapy questions for the day:

1) What's your main goal in life?

2) ...and WHO IS STANDING IN YOUR WAY?

3) And how are you going to take care of the frakking situation, you coward!!!!!?

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1) TO LOOK LIKE LEE ADAMA

ZOMGWTFBBQFEMA! Me too!

You want to look like me? But Cuddy, you have such beautiful round perky breasts and I only have fearsome manly muscular nipples of incredible hardness. You are far more pretty than I. *sighs of sekrit love*

Can your nipples lift weights too? I SHALL ERECT AN ALTAR IN THEIR NAME AND WORSHIP THEM AS IF THEY WERE MY PERSONAL DEITY AND SAVIOUR!

*slight breathless gasps of sekrit love*

Cuddy...you're a little weird. But I think I might love you.

I think I may have put a little too much International Delights in my coffee this morning.

I PUT IN THREE HALF AND HALFS IN MINE! AHAHAH!

I used the Southern Butter Pecan - if you use more than three you might DIE!

I DO NOT DRINK COFFEE!

COKE (not the snorting kind) IN THE MORNING!

I ... I... HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE COFFEE?

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Sings "how can you not like coffee" to the song in this cartoon (http://www.muffinfilms.com/finale.html)

DIET CHERRY VANILLA DR PEPPER YO!

OMG SIN.

WE CAN STRIVE TOWARDS OUR GOALS TOGETHER OMG!

It will surely involves lots of pelvic thrusting, grunting, and sweating! OMG DIRRRRRTY!

*swoons*

We'll really need to concentrate on our biceps and we'll have to learn to cook toast, write poetry, and be emo about the library closing!

Also, the two of you have to come on to Kara Thrace. And I get to watch. OMG. *lusts*

Kinky! RAWR!

Lee and I have poetry class together ZOMG you should join and we can write an epic ode to the greatness of toast and how the smell of old books gives me a headache. Or something.

I will write poetry about the softness of your breasts and how the curve of them peaks out of that incredible shirt you always wear. Mmm.

I heard Chaucer likes dirty poetry... I will write one about the dawn sun glistening off of your rock-hard abs as you do crunches shirtless! Like those people who do Tai Chi in the park, but way sexier!

Make references to me being like a sun god with little wink wink nudge nudge, hahahah!

OMG Question for YOU: Do you think House and Cuddy did it?! OMG!? And do you think Cuddy and Stacy are DOING IT RIGHT NOW?

OMG I HATE THIS STUPID FH TIMEFRAME THING! BAAAAAH.

We'll be like the Captain and Tenille of poetry! YAY!

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