Dear FandomTherapy:

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Tonight I TOTALLY WALKED IN ON MY BEST FRIENDS WHILE THEY WERE NAKED.

I am afraid they will kill me.

...help!

Comments

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Okay, calm down, have some toast, it's *fingerwiggle* buttery.

Now tell me, and this is important, did you get pictures?

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Well, I think my robot dog might have been recording them... actually, there's an awful lot of archival footage on here... *frowns*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

WTF ARCHIVAL FOOTAGE!!!

CALLY, WHERE'S THAT FRAKKIN' CROWBAR?

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

DID I SAY ARCHIVAL FOOTAGE?

I MEANT... ARCHRIVAL'S BOOTAGE. YES. RIC HAS STOLEN YOUR ARCHRIVAL'S BOOTS.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*HANDS OVER CROWBAR, OMG*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Okay, what you have to do is go through the recordings and find anything interesting embarrasing, then once you've done that, send me a copy arrange for a copy to be sent to the pirate in the event of your death.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Will do!

Erm... but that would be naughty!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

WE WERE NOT YET NAKED. OMG.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

YOU WERE MOSTLY NAKED. THAT IS CLOSE ENOUGH.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

OMG, IT WAS ONLY SHIRTS! THAT'S BARELY EVEN POSSIBLY FIFTY PERCENT!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

ALSO CALLY TOTALLY STILL HAD HER BRA ON.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

I would totally send them some toast tomorrow. Like, after noon, so that they're not busy.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

I like the way you think.

Toast solves all problems!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

DUDE. EW.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

*BRINGS YOU BOOTS COVERED IN GREEN COOLANT*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Omfg, wtf is with my boots, Bridge?!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Bridge, honey, calm down. Nudity is natural.

Perhaps they were meditating.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

See that's what I thought at first, or that maybe they'd joined a nudist colony or something... but I'm starting to think that was maybe not it :(

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

But Bridge, what else could it be? They're such peaceful people and so innocent that it couldn't be anything else.

[notavegetarian.livejournal.com]

Indeed. I've often found that nudity makes meditation more... spiritual.

[spdemergency.livejournal.com]

You walked in on WHAT?

But Sky and Syd are in completely different -- oh. OH.

*tsk tsk* I'm very disappointed in you, Bridge. Whatever will they say when they find out they've been replaced?

Did you at least get pictures?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*grumbles about being in his fifth day without sex*

[can_be_more]

*happy about day three with it*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*sobs*

[can_be_more]

They were just playing hide and seek with their clothing!