Dear FandomTherapy:

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Tonight I TOTALLY WALKED IN ON MY BEST FRIENDS WHILE THEY WERE NAKED.

I am afraid they will kill me.

...help!

Comments

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Well, I think my robot dog might have been recording them... actually, there's an awful lot of archival footage on here... *frowns*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

WTF ARCHIVAL FOOTAGE!!!

CALLY, WHERE'S THAT FRAKKIN' CROWBAR?

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

DID I SAY ARCHIVAL FOOTAGE?

I MEANT... ARCHRIVAL'S BOOTAGE. YES. RIC HAS STOLEN YOUR ARCHRIVAL'S BOOTS.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

OH GROSS I DON'T WANT ADAMA'S EMO BOOTS.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

RIC WILL DISPOSE OF THEM FOR YOU. OR, ALTERNATIVELY, HE WILL COVER THEM IN COOLANT.

YES, COOLANT.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

COOLANT PLZKTHX.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

*DOES SO*

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*HANDS OVER CROWBAR, OMG*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

ANDERS SMASH!!!

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Okay, what you have to do is go through the recordings and find anything interesting embarrasing, then once you've done that, send me a copy arrange for a copy to be sent to the pirate in the event of your death.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Will do!

Erm... but that would be naughty!

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

It's not naughty, it's protection, if they don't kill you, the priate doesn't get the recordings.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

So do you want digital or hard copies?

Oooh, I see *nods understandingly*. You're pretty smart when it comes to these things, Cal.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Digital, higher quality and all that.

I try my best.