He's even cuter than me! ZOMG no fair!!!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

So, I have the most adorable puppy. You may have met him. His name is Vladdie. And seriously, he is unfairly cute.

The problem is, he's so cute and such an attention whore that when I take him out for walkies, people always pay attention to him! And not me!

What do I do?

Comments

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

You're not fat. Seriously, have you seen the stuff I eat? I am on the path to obesity.

And as much as I would love to steal Anakin's lighty swordy thingy, I fear that Vladdie would probably want to play with it and would chew on it and make Anakin unhappy. And dude, he's emo enough as it is.

[msgilmoredanes.livejournal.com]

You are so *NOT* on the path to obesity!

Gilmores have excellent metabolisms.