He's even cuter than me! ZOMG no fair!!!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

So, I have the most adorable puppy. You may have met him. His name is Vladdie. And seriously, he is unfairly cute.

The problem is, he's so cute and such an attention whore that when I take him out for walkies, people always pay attention to him! And not me!

What do I do?

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[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I was going to suggest wearing a leash.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

See, Vladdie on a leash? Adorable.

Rory on a leash? Kinky. But not adorable, and that's what our goal is, damn it.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Oh, it is? Sorry, I was stuck on the whole my own personal happiness gig.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Where would we even find a leash that would fit me, anyway?

It's impractical, regardless of how happy it would make you Logan the general public.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

... I know places.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Why would you even want me on a leash? I don't get it!

So impractical.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I could keep you close that way.

For Bible study.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

But if it's for Bible study, then the leash is unnecessary. I am a willing scholar of the Good Book, as everyone knows.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

You couldn't pretend to be a little unwilling? Just to make me happy?

C'mon, how hard is it to fake like you're Episcopalian?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I don't fake it! Ever. You know that.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

That's not what Cute Dean says

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

ZOMG a TWoP reference

And he's NotCuteDean anyway

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

So you don't deny the charges?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

He's not cute. And he was married!

But he was all sad if I didn't act least act like it...so...

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Rory on a leash would so be adorable.

At least, as long as it's a pretty one.