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I have three problems.

1. Have you ever found out you exist in an alternate reality? One where you lost your OMG PERFECT job and way of life for standing up for your nearly-executed boyfriend? It's not fun. And worse, this is probably going to make things messier with the not-nearly-or-otherwise-executed-at-all-in-this-reality boyfriend when my posting here is over. *headdesk* *headwall* *headlamp*

2. I'm not complaining at all about the four days straight of sexing up (I'm sorry, Cameron, am I rubbing it in?), but I'm afraid I might lose mobility soon. Again, that's worth it. But how do I keep someone from commenting on it before I have to shove their own foot down their throat?

3. People seem to think I'm threatening. Advice? If Little Wooden Boy could talk, he would have said I should bake cake, but there are a lot of people at this school.

Comments

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

1. Nope, sorry.

2. Four Days? Wow. Commenting on what, exactly? The sexing, or the lack of mobility?

3. Give more hugs? Pigtails?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

1. Yups.

2. *scowls*

3. You're just a bit intimidating and so capable of kicking a lot of asses. I totally dumped water on you and hit you with a pillow, though. So errr... Should I run now? *gulps*

[can_be_more]

1. Damn.

2. Either or.

3. But I hate hugs and if I wear pigtails people will confuse me with Vala.

[can_be_more]

1. I figured you would understand.

2. There, there.

3. We're okay for the water thing, but I don't believe I've taught you the lesson about hitting me with pillows.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

You... hate... hugs?

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Usually when I'm touching people it's because I'm sexing up John or because I'm beating them up. Hugs are... kinda icky.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

1. No, but my mun keeps chuckling evilly whenever someone mentions alternate realities.

2. I don't know, but if you figure it out tell me, in case I ever need it.

3. You're not so much threatening as a scarily competent warrior. And I don't find that a turn-on at all, no sir, really.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

1. It's as if meeting your own double isn't enough of a mindfrell, they need to add to it just a bit.

2. ZOMG, I'm so not leaving my room for a week when she gets back.

3. Damn. Want flowers again? Chocolates? A gun? No, scratch the gun, you might use it on me.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

1. Thank god I don't exist in an alternate reality where that cutie Sharon and her brethern have DESTROYED MY CIVILIZATION and my brother was the Adama sexing up Kara Thrace. Wtf?

2. I am jealous.

3. I am TERRIFIED OF YOU.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

HUGS ARE NOT ICKY! *hugs Aeryn*

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1. *flails* And what's worse is that my show had the frelling episode that basically said all AUs are canon, so my mun's having a field day!

2. Will do.

3. Thank you. Good thing, really.

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1. GOOD THING.

2. I bet you are.

3. I know, I'm sorry. I just want you to like me!

[can_be_more]

1. *sigh* *lone tear*

2. Good plan!

3. Besides, John's already bought me guns. Let me think about this. Just no polar bears. That's his thing.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

2. I'm jealous here. And I'm jealous here too.

3. I just want you to like me too! *woeangsts*

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Aiiiiiieeeeee!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

1. ZOMG! *flails about as crying!Aeryn is heart breaking and buys up a shop full of polar bears chocolate to comfort her*

3. Shit. *goes change first response* Just let me know.

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2. I'm sorry. I'm sorry

3. But I do!!!

[can_be_more]

1. What, it was just allergies. *sniff*

3. You know, a DRD would be wonderful. Preferrably one that tends bar.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

1. *pats* You poor thing.

2. Thanks.

3. You're welcome I know, imagine the trouble there would be if I did have a thing for tall, dark-haired, blue-eyed, warrior women. Which I don't.

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1. Thank you.

3. Yes, that would be some trouble. The best kind of trouble. Wait, did I say that out loud?

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

2. It's okay. Dude, you shouldn't be sorry, you should be GLEEFUL!

3. But I'm never sure! You're so hard to read!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*cries*

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2. I am gleeful! And walking slow!

3. We went for coffee and everything! I even smiled a bunch!

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

3. Yeah, it would. The best. Oh, frell, we spoke out of subtext...

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Oh, no. Don't cry. I'm bad with crying. I just have a hugging thing.

*offers lollypop*