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I have three problems.

1. Have you ever found out you exist in an alternate reality? One where you lost your OMG PERFECT job and way of life for standing up for your nearly-executed boyfriend? It's not fun. And worse, this is probably going to make things messier with the not-nearly-or-otherwise-executed-at-all-in-this-reality boyfriend when my posting here is over. *headdesk* *headwall* *headlamp*

2. I'm not complaining at all about the four days straight of sexing up (I'm sorry, Cameron, am I rubbing it in?), but I'm afraid I might lose mobility soon. Again, that's worth it. But how do I keep someone from commenting on it before I have to shove their own foot down their throat?

3. People seem to think I'm threatening. Advice? If Little Wooden Boy could talk, he would have said I should bake cake, but there are a lot of people at this school.

Comments

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

1. Nope, sorry.

2. Four Days? Wow. Commenting on what, exactly? The sexing, or the lack of mobility?

3. Give more hugs? Pigtails?

[can_be_more]

1. Damn.

2. Either or.

3. But I hate hugs and if I wear pigtails people will confuse me with Vala.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

You... hate... hugs?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

1. Yups.

2. *scowls*

3. You're just a bit intimidating and so capable of kicking a lot of asses. I totally dumped water on you and hit you with a pillow, though. So errr... Should I run now? *gulps*

[can_be_more]

1. I figured you would understand.

2. There, there.

3. We're okay for the water thing, but I don't believe I've taught you the lesson about hitting me with pillows.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

1. It's as if meeting your own double isn't enough of a mindfrell, they need to add to it just a bit.

2. ZOMG, I'm so not leaving my room for a week when she gets back.

3. Damn. Want flowers again? Chocolates? A gun? No, scratch the gun, you might use it on me.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

1. No, but my mun keeps chuckling evilly whenever someone mentions alternate realities.

2. I don't know, but if you figure it out tell me, in case I ever need it.

3. You're not so much threatening as a scarily competent warrior. And I don't find that a turn-on at all, no sir, really.

[can_be_more]

1. *flails* And what's worse is that my show had the frelling episode that basically said all AUs are canon, so my mun's having a field day!

2. Will do.

3. Thank you. Good thing, really.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

1. *pats* You poor thing.

2. Thanks.

3. You're welcome I know, imagine the trouble there would be if I did have a thing for tall, dark-haired, blue-eyed, warrior women. Which I don't.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

1. Thank god I don't exist in an alternate reality where that cutie Sharon and her brethern have DESTROYED MY CIVILIZATION and my brother was the Adama sexing up Kara Thrace. Wtf?

2. I am jealous.

3. I am TERRIFIED OF YOU.

[can_be_more]

1. GOOD THING.

2. I bet you are.

3. I know, I'm sorry. I just want you to like me!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

2. I'm jealous here. And I'm jealous here too.

3. I just want you to like me too! *woeangsts*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

1. I just found out the same thing. Creepy. I hope my hair still looks good.

2. *snickers*

3. I don't think you're threatening but, then again, I get special privelages.

[can_be_more]

1. So do I.

2. What was that, five and I wouldn't be able to get out of bed?

3. *smile*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

1. Your hair always looks good. It's a talent.

2. Well, you're already walking slow and you're a superior being. That's an accomplishment. And it makes me all prideful.

3. I hope you and Lee can become friends!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

1. At least you have a canon. I died in EPISODE 2 of SEASON 1. After that, all I got was AU appearances.. and I died or was badly injured/tortured in most of those!

2. No comment.

3. You're a teddy bear.. with Sea Monkeys.

Don't worry Aeryn. It could be worse. You could be a giraffe.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

3. We just see to the true Aeryn, Charlie!

[can_be_more]

1. You just have more room to move!

3. I am not a teddy bear. I am white and fuzzy like a justice place... Wait, what? Also, the sea monkeys were your fault and John named them.

What's a giraffe?

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

1. In another reality, my alter-ego had ten big breakups in his life and spent the most of a book movie month going over what he did wrong. That and making mixed tapes. I'm not sure if that has anything to do with your problem, but I understand the alternate reality thing.

Just be glad you're not being chased by paper boys for $2.00

2. Shove their own fist down their throat. Easier to manage.

3. Sing Captain and Tenille at Caritas. Nobody who sings "Muskrat Love" can be viewed as threatening. Look how well singing "Big Spender" did for Callisto's image.

[can_be_more]

1. Wow. That's impressive.

*wonders if in another reality she's really Vala*

2. I'll take that under advisement. Thank you.

3. I have no idea what you're talking about. *will NEVER sing in public omg*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

3. *plots to sic Widow Twanky on Marty*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

In *my* alternative reality, I lost everybody I loved/lusted after (not counting Angel). Then I died.

Sucks to be me.

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At least you had Angel. Your special friend.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

1. Mm. Sorry, but no.

2. Just play it cool. If you give them something to tease you about, then they will. So... just be cool. Even if they do start to give you shit... just. be. cool. Smile. You've been having teh hotsex enjoying your person's company for four days and they haven't. Just be happy and thankful that you're so fortunate.

3. Smiling is a good start. Body language is also a very powerful means of communication. If you cross your arms or stand rigidly a lot, people will be intimidated and feel you're unapproachable. Just keep your hands loosely at your sides, keep your body relaxed and smile.

[can_be_more]

1. Damn.

2. Thank you.

3. My smiling a lot tends to make people nervous. I can try the body language thing, though.

*tries* *fails*

You'd think with 2., I'd be less tense.