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I have three problems.

1. Have you ever found out you exist in an alternate reality? One where you lost your OMG PERFECT job and way of life for standing up for your nearly-executed boyfriend? It's not fun. And worse, this is probably going to make things messier with the not-nearly-or-otherwise-executed-at-all-in-this-reality boyfriend when my posting here is over. *headdesk* *headwall* *headlamp*

2. I'm not complaining at all about the four days straight of sexing up (I'm sorry, Cameron, am I rubbing it in?), but I'm afraid I might lose mobility soon. Again, that's worth it. But how do I keep someone from commenting on it before I have to shove their own foot down their throat?

3. People seem to think I'm threatening. Advice? If Little Wooden Boy could talk, he would have said I should bake cake, but there are a lot of people at this school.

Comments

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

1. Nope, sorry.

2. Four Days? Wow. Commenting on what, exactly? The sexing, or the lack of mobility?

3. Give more hugs? Pigtails?

[can_be_more]

1. Damn.

2. Either or.

3. But I hate hugs and if I wear pigtails people will confuse me with Vala.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

You... hate... hugs?

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Usually when I'm touching people it's because I'm sexing up John or because I'm beating them up. Hugs are... kinda icky.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

HUGS ARE NOT ICKY! *hugs Aeryn*

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Aiiiiiieeeeee!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*cries*

[can_be_more]

Oh, no. Don't cry. I'm bad with crying. I just have a hugging thing.

*offers lollypop*

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, candy. *bites into lollipop* Yay, sharp sugary shards!

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*hopeful* All better?

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

A kiss will make everything better

*sulks*

I guess. I can't believe you don't like hugs.

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Well, just this once. It's subtext, after all. *smooch*

They kind of go against the whole hardened warrior persona, you know?