FH DeathMatch: Round One

[fh_jackass]

Kitty Pryde's killer has been revealed (or has he?) and all over the school and town, people are taking sides. What would happen if we threw some of these characters in a ring together? Who would win?


In the right corner we have Angelus. Two hundred and fifty years of terrorizing innocents (give or take a hundred). He's bested vampire hunters, Slayers and the toughest demons around. He's been to Hell and back and lived to tell the tale.

In the left corner we have Debbie Novotny. She bakes a mean brownie, and nobody messes with her kids.


[Poll #613341]

Comments

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*eyeroll*

You had to ASK? Honestly.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Oh it's Den without a doubt, come on at least give him a chance!

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Deb even! *sighs*

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

If it was Bel, I'd throw the match to Deb. Bel's easily distracted by brownies.

[fh_jackass]

So many of the J.A. are. Hm. Wonder if that's part of Deb's sekrit plans?

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Yep. I'm betting on: make us too fat to fight.

[bens-mikey.livejournal.com]

No, no, it's what she puts in the brownies. How do you think she managed to raise Michael all by herself and work enough to put food on the table?

[demonbelthazor]

Only Piper's brownies.

Now that would be a match. Brownies vs. brownies.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Hey, I was just quietly being loyal. You should be proud of my tact. Daddy?

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

I would say Deb, but she's hurting right now. I think Angelus has a shot since she's injured.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

[[Aaaah, this is why you gifted the account. THANKS!]]

[fh_jackass]

[*grin* Yep. You're welcome.]

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Deb.

All she has to do is threaten to withhold brownies from the next JA meeting and Angelus will crumple like wet tissue paper.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Angelus. Wet.

Maybe we should see about that.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

*has flashbacks from the paper* yes lets

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... maybe.

*adds bucket of ice water to the "Things to keep near the emo closet" list*

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

I vote for the unsuspected and surpringly ironic Dark Horse candidate. Every epic battle has a Dark Horse candidate!

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*tries to think of a Dark Horse comics character who might suit*

*fails*

*has idea*

Hey. You'll win no matter who wins, won't you?

[fh_jackass]

*points out that Angelus, technically, is a Dark Horse character, since that's the company that publishes the Angel & Buffy comics.*

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

Its a fight to the DEATH, right?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Totally Deb, dude. She's dealt with Brian Kinney for God's sake.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*whispers*

If you want to throw the match, I'll get one of the magic types to bring you back. Cut you in for... half.

[fh_jackass]

*whispers also*

In order to throw a match, you have to be winning.

[can_be_more]

And won. *places bet on Deb*

[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

Rule #1: the mom always wins.