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fandomtherapy2005-11-15 02:33 pm
fh_jackass) wrote in fandomtherapy2005-11-15 02:33 pm
FH DeathMatch: Round One
Kitty Pryde's killer has been revealed (or has he?) and all over the school and town, people are taking sides. What would happen if we threw some of these characters in a ring together? Who would win?
In the right corner we have Angelus. Two hundred and fifty years of terrorizing innocents (give or take a hundred). He's bested vampire hunters, Slayers and the toughest demons around. He's been to Hell and back and lived to tell the tale.
In the left corner we have Debbie Novotny. She bakes a mean brownie, and nobody messes with her kids.
[Poll #613341]
In the right corner we have Angelus. Two hundred and fifty years of terrorizing innocents (give or take a hundred). He's bested vampire hunters, Slayers and the toughest demons around. He's been to Hell and back and lived to tell the tale.
In the left corner we have Debbie Novotny. She bakes a mean brownie, and nobody messes with her kids.
[Poll #613341]
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If you want to throw the match, I'll get one of the magic types to bring you back. Cut you in for... half.
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In order to throw a match, you have to be winning.
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Well, yeah. I figured I'd have to talk to her too...
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Let me explain a few things to you about gambling. If you're going to throw a match, you want the favored person to lose.
*points to poll above*
Who's betting on Angelus here?
What we gotta do is pull Deb aside, convince her to take a fall, then pile all our money on Angelus.
Though I'm not sure how we'll convince Deb.
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*whispers again*
Blame the lack of food since the news.
BTW, if that was you with the flyers? I could kiss you.All right.*studies him*
You're cute enough. You could probably be persuasive if you wanted to.
Or does she like girls?
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YOU WANT ME TO HIT ON DEB?!
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OK, OK. Bad idea.
There's the tried and true offer her a percentage of our take. It's a little trite and she doesn't strike me as easily bribed.
Magical protection for Deb's?
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No, no, I don't know if we can fix this fight that way. Oh! Maybe we could feed Deb yearbook food right before the match.
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Uh. No. If she starts singing ABBA, Angelus will run screaming, and he'll lose by default.
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No, that's cafeteria food. Yearbook food turns you into your worst enemy. Or so I've heard. Any idea who that'd be for Deb?
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Paige?
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Maybe we should just work on fixing the next DeathMatch?
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Yeah. Next one. *nods*
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