http://seaweed-demigod.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] seaweed-demigod.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2013-06-11 03:49 pm
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THE RETURN OF THE SEXYTIMES THERAPY POST

The last time we did this, it was 2010! 2010! That's been a long time and I'm sure a lot has happened since then. So hey, since I was looking through this comm for something else, I figured why not toss up a post for your amusement! Here we go!

So. SEX. You know the drill. Who's having it? Who are you having it with? Is it good? Are your eyes wandering to someone else? Is there someone you wanna have it with? Who's not having it? Why not? Who's still waiting for their V Card to be punched?

Oh yes, it's time to talk about your sex lives. Speak up and speak honestly!
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glacial_queen: (Sexy Over Shoulder)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2013-06-11 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Speaking of...?

*Waggles eyebrows*
wwiii: (Ehehe)

[personal profile] wwiii 2013-06-11 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Looks like there's a moment or three edgewise where we won't be missed...
trigons_child: (Daydreaming)

[personal profile] trigons_child 2013-06-11 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
It is adorable how you think the rest of the Court will have no idea that you have gone or what you are doing.
wwiii: (Yeaaah.)

[personal profile] wwiii 2013-06-11 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, you mean we're not being hugely subtle about it when we sneak off together, giggling and pinching one another on the butt?

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2013-06-11 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahah! Pffttt.
wwiii: (What Is Up There Yay)

[personal profile] wwiii 2013-06-11 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, now! I'm the Consort!

It's in the contract! We're observing very important Protocol, here.

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2013-06-11 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm so glad you're... fulfilling the terms of your contract, Warren. Yup.

Although if I'd thought the Karla-body-doubling through? And realized *I* was obligated not to start rumors about "Karla" cheating? I might've asked for more... something.
wwiii: (Kinda Pained Smile)

[personal profile] wwiii 2013-06-11 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You're going to love this about Kaeleer-- Monogamy is not actually mandatory for females.

You're welcome.

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2013-06-11 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I...

YES! Ahahahahah!

Thank you, Warren! Now to find a guy who is neither weirded out by the non-Kaeleeran or intimidated by the bouncing!

glacial_queen: (Mischief)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2013-06-11 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
There's always Julian...

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2013-06-11 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Not unless there's massive, massive amounts of alcohol. And especially not then.

Although I may change my mind if he changes his, because really? He's verrry cute. But such a....
glacial_queen: (Thoughtful)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2013-06-11 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Plus, with a stick that size up his butt, you might be in for something kinky.

Besides, we all know who you really wanna bang like a drum. Sorry he's not invited to the party. Politics and all that.

...Morton might not blush himself into a coma--BUT, UGH, NEVER MIND. I WILL.

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2013-06-11 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I have this vision of Julian-- yeah, there's nothing I can say here after that that isn't innuendo. AHEM.

Ahahahahhahahahahahh I adore Morton but seriously? I think Cassidy kinda has that locked up. Hee. Although it would be worth it to mess with you for a while...

Plus, you know. Not just politics. I mean. He's really, really not interested. Not in me, not in anybody, I think. So. Unrequited means never having to claim you've never been rejected?
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