Don't!

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

OMG! They are going to break up because of me!

Does God smite immeadiately for breaking an Angel's heart?

Comments

[brambless.livejournal.com]

Yes. You're going to hell. But that wasn't exactly news, was it?

*grins*

Don't worry. You break 'em up, I'll get 'em back together again.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

I believe he does yeah, or maybe Phale will turn bad and come kill you, oh sorry you probably wanted comfort didn't you? *eg*

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

Yes, He does. You boyfriend-demon-stealing hussy.

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

OMG, not trying to steal, not, so not. I'm sorry I'm prettier than you!

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

You so know you are. Don't deny it. You baked for him!

*sigh* You are prettier than me, though. Can't fault you for that one.

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

I am, I want him to love me best. I get jealous whenever Duce talks about him

*preens* Yes, I am the prettiest. But hey! Wait 40 years and then we'll see who's prettier!

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

Duce is next on my list to get emo over. And he didn't really like your cookies. He lied.

Ha! Just wait until you're 6000 years old and then we'll see how pretty you are!

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Duce can't love him the way I do! Plus? Not Pretty!!!!! And Crowley wouldn't lie about Cookies, I should have made sure he didn't share

It is true, for such an old man, you are well preserved. Not as pretty as Crowley or I... but still.

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

He would so lie about the cookies. He lies about everything. Except to me.

I may not be as pretty as you are, but I invented butterscotches. So there.

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

You're just a Jezzabelle.

I'm so dead...with a special ring of Hell all my own.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

You both are bloody stupid, you know.

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

You're Stupid! *sticks out tongue*

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

ppft, at least I wasn't doing body shots off Aziraphale. Worst I ever did was kiss Crowley, you were groping an ANGEL!

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

*Blink*

I was? In what AU? There were no body shots done, only Blow Jobs and something Yazoo put together -which was tasty but evil-

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

There were no body shots, only Blow Jobs

*dies* Because that doesn't sound incriminating! *g*

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

There were chaperones!

He was luring your boyfriend demon off on his own with the promise of cookies.

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

Um, the chaperones were three insane bikers and CJ & Adam, who were so wrapped up in each other that they wouldn't have noticed if the roof fell in on them.

But yes, I know about the evil cookie plot. I am currently attempting to formulate a plot of my own. Which may involve cheese.

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

pfft, cheese. good luck with that one. I'll be over here with the prettiness and the cookies and the evil keeping your boyfriend demon company.

Since we're both Dear Boys and all.

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Did i totally misread that thread? Or was it wishful thinkin at 4:00AM?

Maybe I was just hoping to catch the angel being a cheatin h0r so i could steal Crowley faster.

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

*Chuckles* Misread I fear. The only shots done were BJs. :D

The angel was a perfect angel.

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

[You apparently psychically tuned into an IM discussion, though. I'm impressed!]

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Damn, I seriously thought Wilson was being OMG!Dirty with the angel. *sads**

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

OMG YOU H0R! You can't break them up!!! It's INEFFABLE!!! Have fun in hell! *g*

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Who are you calling h0r Maxwell? I've read the fanfic, I know all about you.

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

Hey! I am not a--

*shifty eyes*

Okay, well, I've never broken up a "perfect couple" or any--

*remembers Relena*

Aw, shit. Nevermind. Shall we share a handbasket, then?