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Don't!

OMG! They are going to break up because of me!

Does God smite immeadiately for breaking an Angel's heart?

ppft, at least I wasn't doing body shots off Aziraphale. Worst I ever did was kiss Crowley, you were groping an ANGEL!

*Blink*

I was? In what AU? There were no body shots done, only Blow Jobs and something Yazoo put together -which was tasty but evil-

There were no body shots, only Blow Jobs

*dies* Because that doesn't sound incriminating! *g*

There were chaperones!

He was luring your ~~boyfriend~~ demon off on his own with the promise of cookies.

Um, the chaperones were three insane bikers and CJ & Adam, who were so wrapped up in each other that they wouldn't have noticed if the roof fell in on them.

But yes, I know about the evil cookie plot. I am currently attempting to formulate a plot of my own. Which may involve cheese.

pfft, cheese. good luck with that one. I'll be over here with the prettiness and the cookies and the evil keeping your ~~boyfriend~~ demon company.

Since we're both Dear Boys and all.

It'll be good cheese. Crowley likes cheese.

*reminds you that he has a sword around here someplace, you know*

But does he like cheese as much as he like me?

*doubts you'd use it against a 16 yr. old boy*

*Has to wonder if being stabbity stab stabbed by a flaming sword would count as shish kahbob or rotisary grilling?*

More than you, even. It's really good cheese.

*would absolutely use it against a 16 year old boy if he was trying to steal my ~~boyfriend~~ demon*

I assure you, there is no cheese in the world better than I am.

*wonders, how you'd explain that one to God*

Ah, but someone so young couldn't possibly have as extensive a knowledge of cheeses as I do.

*the same way I explained losing the sword in the first place -- "Oops"*

What I know about cheese would boggle your mind Mr. Phale.

*can imagine it "it just slipped, and hacked him to pieces... odd"*

I've forgotten more about cheese than you'll learn in a lifetime, Mr. Crane.

*strange how that happens, isn't it?*

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Did i totally misread that thread? Or was it wishful thinkin at 4:00AM?

Maybe I was just hoping to catch the angel being a cheatin h0r so i could steal Crowley faster.

*Chuckles* Misread I fear. The only shots done were BJs. :D

The angel was a perfect angel.

[You apparently psychically tuned into an IM discussion, though. I'm impressed!]

Damn, I seriously thought Wilson was being OMG!Dirty with the angel. *sads**

Nope, I was simply a supportive friend.

Right. A supportive friend buying the angel drinks with OMG!Dirty names.

You keep knocking your own halo eschew there my friend.

I have no idea what you're talking about. It was an innocent night out at the pub. *grin*

OMG I'm telling!

This is FLIRTING! Telling, telling, telling!

Go right ahead, my dear. I'm allowed. It's completely innocent. I'm an angel after all.

Honestly Crane if you believe that *this* is flirting you really have been settling for inferior flirting.

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