What do I do???

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

So, my mun has me doing all this furtive crap lately that isn't really for broadcast, cause, ZOMG, sekrits! But people keep catching me in all these weird situations, which, to someone with an OMG Dirty! mind can look sexual.

Now I have this reputation as a SLUT when the truth is, I've only had sex ONCE and I don't even remember it (nor do I want to, thankyouverymuch).

But if I start dating a boy, he's going to think I'm all experienced.

What do I dooooooooooooooooo????????

*emotear*

Comments

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

ZOMG YOU'RE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.

Didn't say it was the best part. He does the other stuff right. Trust me. Since you wouldn't know, omg.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

I'm mean?????

You're the one who stole my boyfriend, you hussy!

how do you know I don't know???????

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I did not! You were already broken up omg!

Besides, if he were still here, you'd be dating MY old boyfriend!!!!!!!!!

Because you just said you've only had sex once, and at the beginning of school you told me about the party thing, and I know it wasn't Logan SO HA.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

That's okay cause he *told* me he loved me...

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

And then you broke his heart. Nice going.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Gee, way to kick a girl when she's down!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

You were mean first! OMG!

*comforts*

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

*clings*

does not grope

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Good. Because that wouldn't be hot at all.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

nope, not at all...