What do I do???

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

So, my mun has me doing all this furtive crap lately that isn't really for broadcast, cause, ZOMG, sekrits! But people keep catching me in all these weird situations, which, to someone with an OMG Dirty! mind can look sexual.

Now I have this reputation as a SLUT when the truth is, I've only had sex ONCE and I don't even remember it (nor do I want to, thankyouverymuch).

But if I start dating a boy, he's going to think I'm all experienced.

What do I dooooooooooooooooo????????

*emotear*

Comments

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

WE ALL KNOW ABOUT YOUR PURITY TEST, YOU HUSSY!

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

You could hire a tutor?

*Does not mention penchant for cute blondes, and reasonable rates for one-on-one sessions.*

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes*

At least *I* know that sex is not like parking a car in a garage...

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Hmm...

does not point to icon

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

OH THAT WAS LOW.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*patpat*

Whatever you say, V.

*goes to snuggle with your ex*

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

ZOMG you h0r!

if snuggling is the best part, he's not doing it right!

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

I speak the truth, Adama. Can't hack it?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

ZOMG YOU'RE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.

Didn't say it was the best part. He does the other stuff right. Trust me. Since you wouldn't know, omg.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

I'm mean?????

You're the one who stole my boyfriend, you hussy!

how do you know I don't know???????

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I did not! You were already broken up omg!

Besides, if he were still here, you'd be dating MY old boyfriend!!!!!!!!!

Because you just said you've only had sex once, and at the beginning of school you told me about the party thing, and I know it wasn't Logan SO HA.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

That's okay cause he *told* me he loved me...

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

And then you broke his heart. Nice going.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I'd like to hack your harddrive, baby.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

PLEASE tell me those lines don't get you laid.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Gee, way to kick a girl when she's down!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*doesn't tell you those lines get me so totally laid, zomg*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

You were mean first! OMG!

*comforts*

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

*shakes head*

*wonders why stupid lines like that get people laid and she can't get any*

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

*clings*

does not grope

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Good. Because that wouldn't be hot at all.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

nope, not at all...

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Giraffes?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Giraffes!

sex and giraffes

[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

*hums the Hedgehog song (http://hem.passagen.se/josa99/hedgehog.html)*

If you're that kind of fool, and you have a long tool,
Do it with a giraffe, if you stand on a stool...

[can_be_more]

*dies and is dead*

[fates_jaye]

*raises hand*

The girl that supposedly had sex with you in an alley wants to state that she's pissed she's getting more action in rumors than in real (fandom) life.