What do I do???

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

So, my mun has me doing all this furtive crap lately that isn't really for broadcast, cause, ZOMG, sekrits! But people keep catching me in all these weird situations, which, to someone with an OMG Dirty! mind can look sexual.

Now I have this reputation as a SLUT when the truth is, I've only had sex ONCE and I don't even remember it (nor do I want to, thankyouverymuch).

But if I start dating a boy, he's going to think I'm all experienced.

What do I dooooooooooooooooo????????

*emotear*

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sex and giraffes

[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

*hums the Hedgehog song (http://hem.passagen.se/josa99/hedgehog.html)*

If you're that kind of fool, and you have a long tool,
Do it with a giraffe, if you stand on a stool...