Oh, gods...why me?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callynanaders are fun, she says.

You should hang out with them, she says.

Oh look, Callynanders are throwing a Triad Night. You should go, she says.

Have some ambrosia, it's relaxing, she says.

Strip Triad? It'll be fun, she says.

So now I'm drunk, I'm naked, gremlins have stolen my clothes and I've passed out on Crichton's couch.

If I can ever figure out how to get to her, she is so very, very, dead.

Comments

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

You think you've got it rough? Consider what I have to wake up to in the morning!

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

That's what you get, syruphairboy!

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Is my life not awkward enough without unwarned naked Callistos in my not yet official new room?

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

...at least she's not a giraffe?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Don't be mean to Earl. He has feelings too.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

*sads* Well, I'm just saying to be human and then turned into a giraffe would be unfortunate. Especially if you then ended up in someone else's room. It'd be equally as unfortunate if a giraffe suddenly turned human...

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*comforts* There, there, Bridgey-Widgey. Don't be sad. I simply wanted to make sure that lil' Earl wouldn't have his feelings hurt.

Can you imagine the patheticness of a sad miniature giraffe?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Actually naked giraffes I'm pretty comfortable with.

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

*doesn't want to be picturing you "getting comfortable" with naked giraffes*

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

What? Clothed giraffes are weird!

[fh-anonymous.livejournal.com]

*Earl backs slowly away from the vampire*

[can_be_more]

Hey, I just made up with John and there are naked Callistos in the room. Someone's got some 'splainin' to do.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Giraffes?

[fh-anonymous.livejournal.com]

Giraffes!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

What, I made you breakfast. You should be grateful.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

For some odd reason...icon love. Majorly.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

ZOMG I love it but no one would take it serious as like, an 'angry' icon.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Excuse me?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I am going to wake up! To you! Who will be naked! And still in possession of a spectacular set of breasts! How am I supposed to find words at that?

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

The words, I believe, are "OMG, BOOBIES, YAY!"

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Hang on...

*writes that down*

[fh_jackass]

Heh. Boobies.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Oh, and dealing with a bashful vampire who won't look me in the eye is going to be a cheerful lark?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Bashful, possibly shirtless vampire who might be convinced to use his special vampire powers to be very very quiet around the hungover people if said people were nice to him.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*glares*

*looks thoughtful*

Define "nice"...