![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png){kind=small}
Dear FandomTherapy:
Nov. 13th, 2005 12:22 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
bridge-carson.livejournal.comTonight I TOTALLY WALKED IN ON MY BEST FRIENDS WHILE THEY WERE NAKED.
I am afraid they will kill me.
...help!
I am afraid they will kill me.
...help!
Nov. 13th, 2005
bridge-carson.livejournal.comDear FandomTherapy:
Nov. 13th, 2005 12:22 ambridge-carson.livejournal.comTonight I TOTALLY WALKED IN ON MY BEST FRIENDS WHILE THEY WERE NAKED.
I am afraid they will kill me.
...help!
I am afraid they will kill me.
...help!
REAL TRAUMA ZOMG!
Nov. 13th, 2005 12:45 pmlisacuddy.livejournal.comHelp me!
My stupid mun is one of those raving lunatic Red Sox fans. Like, the kind that names pets Oil Can and has more Sox T-shirts than underwear (no, really) and thinks the real new year is in April.
NOW THERE IS A DUDE NAMED AARON BOONE LIVING IN TOWN. AARON FRELLING FRAKKIN GORRAM BOONE! Blah blah blah Cabalcakes. My mun has a shiver of horror whenever she sees the name, and she doesn't even know the fandom!
What if he tries to kill me? Or hit a walk-off home run in Game 7 of the ALCS, leaving my mum dangerously close to being arrested for drunk and disorderlyand public urination behind the Broadway T stop? Shewe'll never recover!
She's never going to let me out of my room again! Eventually I will run out of toast! And Alanna's a cool roommate and all, but she doesn't swing that way. I'm going to need to start reading creepy Internet pr0n to survive!
And he's everywhere!
I AM GOING TO BE A VIRGIN UNTIL I DIE BECAUSE OF AARON BOONE!
My stupid mun is one of those raving lunatic Red Sox fans. Like, the kind that names pets Oil Can and has more Sox T-shirts than underwear (no, really) and thinks the real new year is in April.
NOW THERE IS A DUDE NAMED AARON BOONE LIVING IN TOWN. AARON FRELLING FRAKKIN GORRAM BOONE! Blah blah blah Cabalcakes. My mun has a shiver of horror whenever she sees the name, and she doesn't even know the fandom!
What if he tries to kill me? Or hit a walk-off home run in Game 7 of the ALCS, leaving my mum dangerously close to being arrested for drunk and disorderly
She's never going to let me out of my room again! Eventually I will run out of toast! And Alanna's a cool roommate and all, but she doesn't swing that way. I'm going to need to start reading creepy Internet pr0n to survive!
And he's everywhere!
I AM GOING TO BE A VIRGIN UNTIL I DIE BECAUSE OF AARON BOONE!
REAL TRAUMA ZOMG!
Nov. 13th, 2005 12:45 pmlisacuddy.livejournal.comHelp me!
My stupid mun is one of those raving lunatic Red Sox fans. Like, the kind that names pets Oil Can and has more Sox T-shirts than underwear (no, really) and thinks the real new year is in April.
NOW THERE IS A DUDE NAMED AARON BOONE LIVING IN TOWN. AARON FRELLING FRAKKIN GORRAM BOONE! Blah blah blah Cabalcakes. My mun has a shiver of horror whenever she sees the name, and she doesn't even know the fandom!
What if he tries to kill me? Or hit a walk-off home run in Game 7 of the ALCS, leaving my mum dangerously close to being arrested for drunk and disorderlyand public urination behind the Broadway T stop? Shewe'll never recover!
She's never going to let me out of my room again! Eventually I will run out of toast! And Alanna's a cool roommate and all, but she doesn't swing that way. I'm going to need to start reading creepy Internet pr0n to survive!
And he's everywhere!
I AM GOING TO BE A VIRGIN UNTIL I DIE BECAUSE OF AARON BOONE!
My stupid mun is one of those raving lunatic Red Sox fans. Like, the kind that names pets Oil Can and has more Sox T-shirts than underwear (no, really) and thinks the real new year is in April.
NOW THERE IS A DUDE NAMED AARON BOONE LIVING IN TOWN. AARON FRELLING FRAKKIN GORRAM BOONE! Blah blah blah Cabalcakes. My mun has a shiver of horror whenever she sees the name, and she doesn't even know the fandom!
What if he tries to kill me? Or hit a walk-off home run in Game 7 of the ALCS, leaving my mum dangerously close to being arrested for drunk and disorderly
She's never going to let me out of my room again! Eventually I will run out of toast! And Alanna's a cool roommate and all, but she doesn't swing that way. I'm going to need to start reading creepy Internet pr0n to survive!
And he's everywhere!
I AM GOING TO BE A VIRGIN UNTIL I DIE BECAUSE OF AARON BOONE!
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}