REAL TRAUMA ZOMG!

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Help me!

My stupid mun is one of those raving lunatic Red Sox fans. Like, the kind that names pets Oil Can and has more Sox T-shirts than underwear (no, really) and thinks the real new year is in April.

NOW THERE IS A DUDE NAMED AARON BOONE LIVING IN TOWN. AARON FRELLING FRAKKIN GORRAM BOONE! Blah blah blah Cabalcakes. My mun has a shiver of horror whenever she sees the name, and she doesn't even know the fandom!

What if he tries to kill me? Or hit a walk-off home run in Game 7 of the ALCS, leaving my mum dangerously close to being arrested for drunk and disorderly and public urination behind the Broadway T stop? Shewe'll never recover!

She's never going to let me out of my room again! Eventually I will run out of toast! And Alanna's a cool roommate and all, but she doesn't swing that way. I'm going to need to start reading creepy Internet pr0n to survive!

And he's everywhere!

I AM GOING TO BE A VIRGIN UNTIL I DIE BECAUSE OF AARON BOONE!

Comments

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

*snuggles Lisa*

I'd offer to help you, but my only sexual experience was with my exboyfriend (who, OMG, thought he was my BROTHER) and I was too drugged to remember it (THANK GOD).

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Oh God, you just had to bring up Duncan, didn't you? Like my trauma wasn't enough for today!


We should start a sexy club. The boys had a virgin club, and then they all got laid! Maybe it would work for us!

At minimum, we could play Master/Slave a little more *wink wink*

*snuggles Veronica*

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

ooooh.... yes... master/slave games could be quite enjoyable... your place or mine?

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

We should probably rent a hotel room. Sturdier bedposts.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

My mun's from Wisconsin and goes to school in Massachusetts, so she both knows how yours feels about loving a sports team ((WHY MUST THE PACKERS SUCK SO BADLY THIS YEAR, WHY?!)) and also thinks that Red Sox fans are psychotic...

She suggests exposure therapy, one bit at a time.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Exposure therapy? That sounds kind of kinky...

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

((OMG THE PACKERS ARE KILLING ME.

*another Pack fan here*

GET AN OFFENSE BOYS!))

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

((I KNOW, WHAT ARE THEY DOING!!!!!!1))

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

*pats you strange football people*

Whee hockey. GO CANUCKS GO!

[demonbelthazor]

*growl* My Mun's living in MA as well, but is from Minnesota, and haaaaaaaaaaaaates the Packers. But the Vikings aren't doing much better and just lost their QB for the season and *FLAILS!*

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Steelers all the way, BABY!

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

My mun can't talk about football right now. She might have bought a 30-rack to get through today. Is that bad?

[can_be_more]

My mun is a Chicago girl who doesn't even like football but booed the Packers thanks to hometown pride. She just stuck her tongue out at the computer. I think she's trying to get me killed.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

WE'RE BREAKING UP BECAUSE OF THAT OMG!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Oh, that explains my mun's involuntary twitch at the name too, then.

Guh.

ZOMG IS IT APRIL YET?

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

It isn't fair! I will be rendered a hermit for all of eternity because of Aaron Boone! Maybe we should get him to play basketball with us and then take out his knee.

HOT STOVE ZOMG!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Atleast, like, your mun's sport of choice didn't disappear, and come back with stupid new rules.

*grumble, grumble, stupid NHL, grumble*

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

I KNOW WHAT THE HELL.

Also, yay, hockey love, way the hell down here. ♥

[soniabelmont.livejournal.com]

*really wishes she were back in Michigan*

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

*squishy hugs Cally* HOCKEY! WHEE!

*dances*

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

At least it's back, omg. *clings to hockey*

[notavegetarian.livejournal.com]

I'd try being sympathetic, but it would fall flat. Sports suck

[c-sandiego.livejournal.com]

At least you get baseball. It's my favourite sport, but they don't show it on any of the five channels that I get. *sulk*

[cabal-boone.livejournal.com]

Used to live in MA.
Used to have to drive down Comm Ave during Red Sox games to get to work.
My hatred of them knows no bounds.
My torment of their fans gives me warm fuzzies.
Because it was YOU PEOPLE!!@@!#!@$@$! blocking my traffic all the time.

and now they ded of name!

[02maxwell.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAH! When I first saw his name in town I thought it was the Aaron Boone of that walk-off home run in Game 7 of the ALCS fame as well.

My silly girly mun, however, is a New Yorker. :P XD :D <3333 :D