He has this hat, you see...

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

Er, well...you see, someone gave my boyfriend demon this hat. It's red. And...'pimp'. And this 'pimp' thing he does, scares me a little.

Is the fact that I really like this hat, er, a Bad Thing?

Comments

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Yes. But it's Ineffable that he has the hat, so don't worry about it.

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

Yes, well...true. But is it Ineffable that I like the hat?

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

I don't know, you're the instance of the divine here. Not me.

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

See, the problem with Ineffable though? Is that no one ever actually explains it to us.

You were bouncing earlier. That was odd. Is that considered 'pimp' too?

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

I...am so NOT pimp.

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

So...you're NOT pimp. And Crowley IS pimp, but only with the hat.

Hats are pimp. Bouncing is not pimp. I...think I understand.

*does not understand*

*is oddly mesmerized by bouncing, however*

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

I think pimp has to do with being wicked, to some degree. I am only mildly wicked, therefore cannot be pimp.

[bounces]

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

Ah. Then...I can't be pimp. Even with a hat.

[nine-and-ears.livejournal.com]

Well, we were.

Once. (http://www.shillpages.com/dw/pertwj19.jpg)

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Whatever happened? Somehow I've become some emo geek rocker.

[demonbelthazor]

Pimpin' ain't easy.

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

See, this 'pimpin' thing? I don't even understand what he's saying half the time when he does it.

Or maybe it's just that the hat is so...mesmerizing...

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

Aziraphale, as a friend I am honor bound to tell you...

Just suck it up and ask him to take you to bed wearing nothing but the hat.

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

*coughs*

*considers*

*wanders off to find the hat*

[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

*hums opening bars to 'You Can Leave Your Hat On'*

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

*wonders if he could borrow that*

[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

*hands the song over*

(three days late, but what can you do with belated LJ comments?)

And now I have an image of Aziraphale, Crowley, House, and Wilson doing a 'Full Monty' performance.

*goes looking for the wire scrubber*

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

*asks to borrow scrubber*

*on second thought...*


[Hey, better late than never!]

[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

*g*

Want the camera? ;)

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

I don't care I hate you!

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

But we bonded! Over books!

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

And I thought you were nice! And really a cool person! And I was wondering if Crowley would think less of me for thinking that!

and then you touched me you evil toucher!

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

But- but- people like that! I didn't know you didn't! I was going to show you my books!

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

it's not polite to touch people you don't know very well. And we don't know eachother very well. And I don't want to see your books. Whatever kind of weird euphemism that is you toucher.

I'm going to have to snuggle Crowley extra hard in the not!sex thread because of this *nods* *puts on sweater and hugs self*

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

God you two are better than basic cable.

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Dr. Wilson isn't so bad Mr. Phale. Even though he lacks the ability to speak to me with anything approaching comfort and normality he doesn't go around touching me!

He's okay though, the fact that he won't speak to me like a person and is fine with everyone else tells me all I need to know about him.

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

It wasn't a euphemism, you said you liked books. But obviously you like snogging other people's boyfriends in elevators better. So I'll just keep my hands and my books to myself. And my tea, too.

*glowers*

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

If I have anything to say about it they'll be a lot more than snogging damnit! I'm getting my not!sex.

And I gave you some of that tea you touching meanie!

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

And I'd have shared it with you, but you've apparently got ISSUES about people being nice to you. So I'll just share it with MY DEMON instead.

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

You know, he may be your Demon, but he's my Demon too. He calls me 'love' Mr. Phale. take that! he snogs me in elevators, takes me to his room to thank me properly and calls me 'love'. You are so never getting rid of me

Also? Your tea making skills suck! My grandmother's was much better.

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

No, my dear, you may be his "little bird", but his NOT your demon. But you just keep thinking that. It's cute.


And oh no you did NOT just dis my tea-making skills!

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

You couldn't possibly feel about Crowley the way I do, I know this to be a fact. And don't be condescending to me, it's not my fault you ruin things by being a rude toucher. We could have been friends.

and bitch, you don't know shit from good tea

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

You're absolutely right, I couldn't feel about Crowley the way you do. Because you are mere clay. Our love is INEFFABLE.

Oh please! The ho in the hugging-myself sweater wants to tell ME about tea?

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine. Jonathan if only to show you that I don't hate you, I'll go play with Mr. Phale's books so he doesn't try to show them too you anymore.

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Oh Dr. Wilson, I like you fine and I don't think you hate me. Your paranoid issues are no greater than mine, who am I to cast stones?

Your boyfriend is way nicer to me though. And seeing as you date House that's saying something *pouts*

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

OMG I am SO nice to you! I invited you to my party! I let Crowley snog you in elevators! I haven't even tried to smite you!

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

I never said you weren't nice. You're just a toucher and didn't ask and now I hate you for it.

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

M'kay. Issues. Or maybe you're just hiding from the real problem you have with me touching you.

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

OMG! how dare you! Don't you even compare my relationship with Crowley to... you and your touching.

I love Mr. Crowley, I worship Mr. Crowley.

You don't even come close!

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't dream of it. Crowley and I are nothing alike at all. *looks smug*

I'm sure Doctor Wilson would be happy to talk to you about your denial issues.

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

See this is what people never usually realize....House *is* the nice one.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Everybody likes the hat. Don't worry about it.