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fandomtherapy2005-12-05 01:42 am
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He has this hat, you see...
Er, well...you see, someone gave my boyfriend demon this hat. It's red. And...'pimp'. And this 'pimp' thing he does, scares me a little.
Is the fact that I really like this hat, er, a Bad Thing?
Is the fact that I really like this hat, er, a Bad Thing?
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God you two are better than basic cable.no subject
Dr. Wilson isn't so bad Mr. Phale. Even though he lacks the ability to speak to me with anything approaching comfort and normality he doesn't go around touching me!
He's okay though, the fact that he won't speak to me like a person and is fine with everyone else tells me all I need to know about him.
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It wasn't a euphemism, you said you liked books. But obviously you like snogging other people's boyfriends in elevators better. So I'll just keep my hands and my books to myself. And my tea, too.*glowers*no subject
If I have anything to say about it they'll be a lot more than snogging damnit! I'm getting my not!sex.
And I gave you some of that tea you touching meanie!
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And I'd have shared it with you, but you've apparently got ISSUES about people being nice to you. So I'll just share it with MY DEMON instead.no subject
You know, he may be your Demon, but he's my Demon too. He calls me 'love' Mr. Phale. take that! he snogs me in elevators, takes me to his room to thank me properly and calls me 'love'. You are so never getting rid of me
Also? Your tea making skills suck! My grandmother's was much better.
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No, my dear, you may be his "little bird", but his NOT your demon. But you just keep thinking that. It's cute.And oh no you did NOT just dis my tea-making skills!no subject
You couldn't possibly feel about Crowley the way I do, I know this to be a fact. And don't be condescending to me, it's not my fault you ruin things by being a rude toucher. We could have been friends.
and bitch, you don't know shit from good tea
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You're absolutely right, I couldn't feel about Crowley the way you do. Because you are mere clay. Our love is INEFFABLE.Oh please! The ho in the hugging-myself sweater wants to tell ME about tea?no subject
Fine, fine. Jonathan if only to show you that I don't hate you, I'll go play with Mr. Phale's books so he doesn't try to show them too you anymore.no subject
Oh Dr. Wilson, I like you fine and I don't think you hate me. Your paranoid issues are no greater than mine, who am I to cast stones?
Your boyfriend is way nicer to me though. And seeing as you date House that's saying something *pouts*
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OMG I am SO nice to you! I invited you to my party! I let Crowley snog you in elevators! I haven't even tried to smite you!no subject
I never said you weren't nice. You're just a toucher and didn't ask and now I hate you for it.no subject
M'kay. Issues. Or maybe you're just hiding from the real problem you have with me touching you.no subject
OMG! how dare you! Don't you even compare my relationship with Crowley to... you and your touching.
I love Mr. Crowley, I worship Mr. Crowley.
You don't even come close!
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I wouldn't dream of it. Crowley and I are nothing alike at all. *looks smug*I'm sure Doctor Wilson would be happy to talk to you about your denial issues.no subject
See this is what people never usually realize....House *is* the nice one.