Tea Party

[crazyvampchick]

Miss Edith is sitting in a chair, a tea cup and a saucer in front of her. Drusilla is sitting directly to her right, sipping a cup of tea, and glaring at Miss Edith for not passing the biscuits to her. "Naughty girl!" There are two more empty spots on the table, each with an empty plate and tea cup set there.

Therapy? Who needs therapy? We're having a tea party instead.



ETA: Some of the threads are getting a little dark here, folks. Fair warning.

Comments

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I want tea! OMG! TEA!!!1!

[crazyvampchick]

*pours you a cup of tea*

Have a biscuit too. But Miss Edith is being mean, and shan't pass them to you, so you'll have to take one.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Biscuits too? This is the best tea party ever. *waves at Miss Edith*

[crazyvampchick]

Miss Edith doesn't wave back. She seems to be missing an eye now.

I adore tea. Would you like to have a seat? I've invited everybody, but the seagull is telling me they won't be arriving 'til late.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

You're a very nice lady!

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

I sooooo need therapy. MY MEMORY'S WIPED AND OMG I DON'T KNOW MY OWN (adoptive) MOM!!!!!!!!!!!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Tea party!

*brings Holly and Vladdie and LWB III*

[crazyvampchick]

Thank you, dear boy. What's your name?

[crazyvampchick]

Why would you need therapy for that? Have some tea instead. *hands you a cup*

[crazyvampchick]

Psst. *points to chair* I've saved you a seat. And what a pretty dolly you have. Holly can share a seat with Miss Edith.

*clapping hands* A puppy dog! Puppies are delightful!

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

*drinks tea, because he doesn't recognize OMG crazy squid lady* Thank you.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee! It rhymes with glee!

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Did you remember the eyeballs?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*puts Holly down with Miss Edith*

They look like they'll be bestest friends!

*holds up Vladdie* This is Vladdie. He can fly. Can you?

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

*shrugs* Well, I'm British. All for the tea and biscuts.

[overlord-zordon.livejournal.com]

I cannot have tea, on account of being trapped in this tube. Also, OMGWTFNOTASTEBUDS.

Not that I'm sulking about it. Millennia-old interdimensional beings are too dignified to sulk.

No, really.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Have you and Barbossa bonded yet? I don't know why, but I have the oddest feeling he'd be full of foreshadowing sympathy for the no taste buds thing.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

OMGWTFNOTASTEBUDS? YOU HAVE A TONGUE!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*has nightmares picturing Zordon frenching anyone*

[crazyvampchick]

*claps hands delightedly* You have a very pretty name, Lee. What do you want to do today?

[crazyvampchick]

You don't even remember me, and you were my dearest friend. *looks sad8

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Because his tongue would be MASSIVE. Mebbe Madame Maxime?

[crazyvampchick]

They're such pretty dollies. They have so much to talk about. When did you find Miss Holly?

Pretty little puppy dog. *scratches at Vladdie's ears* I can't fly at all. Doesn't that make you sad?

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Something terribly naughty!