Tea Party

[crazyvampchick]

Miss Edith is sitting in a chair, a tea cup and a saucer in front of her. Drusilla is sitting directly to her right, sipping a cup of tea, and glaring at Miss Edith for not passing the biscuits to her. "Naughty girl!" There are two more empty spots on the table, each with an empty plate and tea cup set there.

Therapy? Who needs therapy? We're having a tea party instead.



ETA: Some of the threads are getting a little dark here, folks. Fair warning.

Comments

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

I sooooo need therapy. MY MEMORY'S WIPED AND OMG I DON'T KNOW MY OWN (adoptive) MOM!!!!!!!!!!!

[crazyvampchick]

Why would you need therapy for that? Have some tea instead. *hands you a cup*

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

*drinks tea, because he doesn't recognize OMG crazy squid lady* Thank you.

[crazyvampchick]

You don't even remember me, and you were my dearest friend. *looks sad8

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

I am? We were? I'm sorry. What can I do to make it up to you? *Jack is aquiring a permenantly furrowed brow*

[crazyvampchick]

You could come and visit me sometimes. I would like that very, very much.

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

I'll visit you any time. And bring you presents. Would you like presents? What do you want me to bring you?

[crazyvampchick]

Presents! *excited look* Rory was going to bring me a kitty.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

You don't remember having sex with me?!

Damn.

*pouts*

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

No, but if we do it again maybe it will jog my memory. *leers*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

I'm feeling slighted. Yes, slighted.

It was great sex, damnit!

I swore off men afterward.

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

*flexes muscles* So good that nothing else could measure up, huh?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*rolls eyes* Pffttttt.

Well, it was pretty fantastic. Not *that* good, but...

Damnit, how can you tell people it was amazing if you don't remember it?

*pouts again*

*studies muscles speculatively*