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fandomtherapy2005-12-19 01:53 pm
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Dah!
*headdesk*
*headdesk headdesk headdesk headdesk deadhesk* [omfg, so difficult to type quickly!]
What. Was. I. THINKING? The next time I have this OH-so-brilliant notion to run a Secret Santa campaign, someone PLEASE SLAP MY MUN.
Oh, and as an aside? MUN-WOMAN! TWO BOYS, count 'em, ONE, TWO, hit on me in the space of as many weeks, but does she let me get anything out of it? No. Nothing. Just more cute blushing. I am the only girl in this school who has never. Snogged. Anybody.
*SOB!*
*headdesk headdesk headdesk headdesk deadhesk* [omfg, so difficult to type quickly!]
What. Was. I. THINKING? The next time I have this OH-so-brilliant notion to run a Secret Santa campaign, someone PLEASE SLAP MY MUN.
Oh, and as an aside? MUN-WOMAN! TWO BOYS, count 'em, ONE, TWO, hit on me in the space of as many weeks, but does she let me get anything out of it? No. Nothing. Just more cute blushing. I am the only girl in this school who has never. Snogged. Anybody.
*SOB!*
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Are you sure he's not gay?no subject
I'm sure he's totally gay for that 3 person motorcycle gang that got him hooked on smoking. He can have Loz and Kadaj, and I'll take Yazoo and John. Then everyone is happy.no subject
M'dear Kiki, Yazoo doesn't fancy girls.no subject
Is this first-hand knowledge, love? Oh, and sorry Kiki, but Loz is mine. ;)no subject
Not IG, unfortunately.no subject
Well, you know, you only had one date.no subject
All the fewer for Harry. Meh.Also, would you like him delivered? Gift-wrapped, as well?no subject
Hmm...that's an intriguing offer. I like the way you think, Kiki! *grins*no subject
Aaaaaaand my mun doesn't let me think like this on a daily basis for.... what reason exactly? Oh, right. She likes to torture me.no subject
That's ok, because I'll just tell Yazoo I'm setting him up with John.no subject
*breaths sigh of relief that it wasn't my jackass that got him hoooked, he just encouraged it!*no subject
Oh, I should probably blame him, too. After I actually see Harry, y'know, smoking. Since I never actually have.no subject
We should plot ;Dno subject
Totally.no subject
OMG, just thought: Harry and Jackass are gay for each other! Think about how symbolic it is, smoking... cigarettes are completely phallic.no subject
OMG why would you say that to Paige! *weeps* and has proof that he's not, but then the same could be said for Geoff so...*weeps some more* At least I'm getting sexed up though *g*no subject
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Next Homecoming, we'll just volunteer you for the kissing booth.
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Please send Harry to said booth.
Since that's the only way I'll get any action.no subject
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You are forbidden to give my mun ideas.
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*looks innocent*
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*resumes headdesking*
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You totally have my permission to tie him up to do that, you know.And can I watch?no subject
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((we'll have to plot to get them hanging out more cos OMG Sawyer is such a bad influence!))
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Wait. Oh no! You're encouraging her! Ack!
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Seriously? Great idea. I wish I hadn't been a lazy slacker and had managed to sign up for it.
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