Dah!

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

*headdesk*

*headdesk headdesk headdesk headdesk deadhesk* [omfg, so difficult to type quickly!]

What. Was. I. THINKING? The next time I have this OH-so-brilliant notion to run a Secret Santa campaign, someone PLEASE SLAP MY MUN.


Oh, and as an aside? MUN-WOMAN! TWO BOYS, count 'em, ONE, TWO, hit on me in the space of as many weeks, but does she let me get anything out of it? No. Nothing. Just more cute blushing. I am the only girl in this school who has never. Snogged. Anybody.

*SOB!*

Comments

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Oh man. Not even a little snogging with Harry? Are you sure he's not gay?

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

NO!! One kiss on the cheek at the homecoming dance, and nothing since!

I'm sure he's totally gay for that 3 person motorcycle gang that got him hooked on smoking. He can have Loz and Kadaj, and I'll take Yazoo and John. Then everyone is happy.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

M'dear Kiki, Yazoo doesn't fancy girls.

[geoff-chaucer.livejournal.com]

Is this first-hand knowledge, love? Oh, and sorry Kiki, but Loz is mine. ;)

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Not IG, unfortunately.

[geoff-chaucer.livejournal.com]

Well, you know, you only had one date.

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

All the fewer for Harry. Meh.


Also, would you like him delivered? Gift-wrapped, as well?

[geoff-chaucer.livejournal.com]

Hmm...that's an intriguing offer. I like the way you think, Kiki! *grins*

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaand my mun doesn't let me think like this on a daily basis for.... what reason exactly? Oh, right. She likes to torture me.

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

See? I'm doomed. DOOMED, I tell you.

That's ok, because I'll just tell Yazoo I'm setting him up with John.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

*breaths sigh of relief that it wasn't my jackass that got him hoooked, he just encouraged it!*

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

Oh, I should probably blame him, too. After I actually see Harry, y'know, smoking. Since I never actually have.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

We should plot ;D

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

Totally.

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

OMG, just thought: Harry and Jackass are gay for each other! Think about how symbolic it is, smoking... cigarettes are completely phallic.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

OMG why would you say that to Paige! *weeps* and has proof that he's not, but then the same could be said for Geoff so...*weeps some more* At least I'm getting sexed up though *g*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Have you tried misteltoe? That'll get you snogged!

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

I should. Except now mun has me all wigging out from the unwilling phonesex with the dead DMV clerk that picked up the phone when I dialed the Afterlife. Thanks, mun. *woes*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Well, just whip out the mistletoe when someone you have a crush on is near so as to avoid kissing someone who might resemble the dead DMV clerk.

Next Homecoming, we'll just volunteer you for the kissing booth.

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

Sweet.

Please send Harry to said booth. Since that's the only way I'll get any action.

[soldtoarmenians]

Jeremiah croaketh: Wanna bet?

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

Oh god.

You are forbidden to give my mun ideas.

[soldtoarmenians]

*ribbit*

*looks innocent*

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

Kiki/Jeremiah = OTP.

*resumes headdesking*

[fates_jaye]

Mistletoe. Hm...

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

Go, action-less females club!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*GASP* THIS IS A TRAGEDY. NOES. I will bitchsmack Harry next time I see him... if I ever see him again...er...

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

Thanks. You totally have my permission to tie him up to do that, you know.


And can I watch?

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Well Harry was hanging out with Sawyer so it's just a matter of time before he tries it on if you ask me

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

*dies of lol*

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

*oppseys at the killing, but it's oh so true!*

((we'll have to plot to get them hanging out more cos OMG Sawyer is such a bad influence!))

[janet_fraiser]

Actually, I think it really was a brilliant notion. No slapping, hah. :)

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

Awwwww *blush* thank you!

Wait. Oh no! You're encouraging her! Ack!

[janet_fraiser]

Why, yes, I prefer to encourage these sorts of things! *evil cackle*

Seriously? Great idea. I wish I hadn't been a lazy slacker and had managed to sign up for it.

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

:) No worries, I'm SURE there will be more opportunities. Especially now that I've done it once, I can see easier or faster ways to do some parts of it.