Dah!

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

*headdesk*

*headdesk headdesk headdesk headdesk deadhesk* [omfg, so difficult to type quickly!]

What. Was. I. THINKING? The next time I have this OH-so-brilliant notion to run a Secret Santa campaign, someone PLEASE SLAP MY MUN.


Oh, and as an aside? MUN-WOMAN! TWO BOYS, count 'em, ONE, TWO, hit on me in the space of as many weeks, but does she let me get anything out of it? No. Nothing. Just more cute blushing. I am the only girl in this school who has never. Snogged. Anybody.

*SOB!*

Comments

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Oh man. Not even a little snogging with Harry? Are you sure he's not gay?

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

NO!! One kiss on the cheek at the homecoming dance, and nothing since!

I'm sure he's totally gay for that 3 person motorcycle gang that got him hooked on smoking. He can have Loz and Kadaj, and I'll take Yazoo and John. Then everyone is happy.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

M'dear Kiki, Yazoo doesn't fancy girls.

[geoff-chaucer.livejournal.com]

Is this first-hand knowledge, love? Oh, and sorry Kiki, but Loz is mine. ;)

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Not IG, unfortunately.

[geoff-chaucer.livejournal.com]

Well, you know, you only had one date.

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

All the fewer for Harry. Meh.


Also, would you like him delivered? Gift-wrapped, as well?

[geoff-chaucer.livejournal.com]

Hmm...that's an intriguing offer. I like the way you think, Kiki! *grins*

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaand my mun doesn't let me think like this on a daily basis for.... what reason exactly? Oh, right. She likes to torture me.

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

See? I'm doomed. DOOMED, I tell you.

That's ok, because I'll just tell Yazoo I'm setting him up with John.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

*breaths sigh of relief that it wasn't my jackass that got him hoooked, he just encouraged it!*

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

Oh, I should probably blame him, too. After I actually see Harry, y'know, smoking. Since I never actually have.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

We should plot ;D

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

Totally.

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

OMG, just thought: Harry and Jackass are gay for each other! Think about how symbolic it is, smoking... cigarettes are completely phallic.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

OMG why would you say that to Paige! *weeps* and has proof that he's not, but then the same could be said for Geoff so...*weeps some more* At least I'm getting sexed up though *g*