I need to be therapized!

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

ZOMG what is wrong with me? Why do I keep on getting crushes on evil and a little bit gay boys who overuse styling products and like to kick puppies?

Even my roommate kicked me out this weekend so she could get a piece. I had to sleep in Professor Tara's room. I heard she might be a lesbian. Do you think she's make out with me? Would I be a pretty lesbian? Am I femme? Should I listen to the Indigo Girls now? Will Lee still share his toast with me if I am gay? Can I still have dirty thoughts about my Math teacher if he is a boy?

OH WOEZ!

I'm going to go do some squats. I need therapization.

Comments

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Don't stick that tongue out unless you're promising to use it.

Had to. Already took over Europe and got bored.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

I never make idle threats. Aren't you busy molesting John in my therapy session though? NOT THAT I AM SAYING THAT I MIND!

This explains it. Angelus is Lostzilla. My life makes sense now.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

No wonder I like you, Lis. How many evil types would generously offer a view of teh hot gay sex in your therapy session? Now hang on, I'll see if we can get some fruit involved, and I don't mean Lorne

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Is that why you like me? Hmmmm. Only you, babycakes. And you can try to lure me into you hot den of sinful, succulent, same-sex sex with tropical fruits all you want but I'll... I won't... is that a mango?