I need to be therapized!

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

ZOMG what is wrong with me? Why do I keep on getting crushes on evil and a little bit gay boys who overuse styling products and like to kick puppies?

Even my roommate kicked me out this weekend so she could get a piece. I had to sleep in Professor Tara's room. I heard she might be a lesbian. Do you think she's make out with me? Would I be a pretty lesbian? Am I femme? Should I listen to the Indigo Girls now? Will Lee still share his toast with me if I am gay? Can I still have dirty thoughts about my Math teacher if he is a boy?

OH WOEZ!

I'm going to go do some squats. I need therapization.

Comments

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey, HEY!!

I'm not little!

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

*blows raspberry*


Little was a bad choice of words. Your subtext has officially take over Tokyo

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Don't stick that tongue out unless you're promising to use it.

Had to. Already took over Europe and got bored.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

We need proof of this fact, yes.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Well okay but, gosh, these leather pants are so difficult to undo. Don't suppose a hero-type like yourself could help me with the buttons?

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

A lot. Because. Maybe. Yes. Sure. No. Moreso now than ever, I'm sure. Yes, it just makes you bi.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

Yay, toast!

I'm not bi, I'm just slutty. WHERE'S MY PARADE?

[mycanonhatesme]

(ooc: ...are you the gaaay?)

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

YOUR PARADE IS OVER THERE!

[mycanonhatesme]

I think everyone should be allowed to have dirty thoughts about our math teacher, no matter what their orientation.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

It is the hair. *swoon* And his slide rule, if you know what I mean.

[mycanonhatesme]

It's definitely the hair. It looks so soft. And I do know what you mean. Do you think he knows how to use it? You know, being skilled in math and all.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Slide rule? What *do* you mean? I don't understand. Why doesnt he just use a calculator like everyone else?

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

I like the Indigo Girls and I'm only half gay.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

You like Emily better than Amy, don't you?

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

I do. My mun prefers Amy.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Lee will share his toast with anyone, because he's a toast-giving hussy.

...except maybe me and Anders, now. We might be on the no-toast bad list.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

He's not a toast-slut, he's just generous...
And maybe you are only on toast probabtion?

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

His dad loves me more than him.

That's a toast death sentence.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

He'll give you toast. It will be burnt and unbuttered though. And no jam for you!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*cries*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

YOU MADE MY GIRLFRIEND CRY? THAT'S IT, CRICHTON, THE WEDDING IS SO OFF.

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

NO TOAST FOR YOU! *EVIL EYE*

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

WHATEVER, FRANCHESKA!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee will always share his toast with you as long as you have a skirt that could be hitched up your legs, OH MY GODS.