http://lisacuddy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-10-30 02:15 pm
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I need to be therapized!

ZOMG what is wrong with me? Why do I keep on getting crushes on evil and a little bit gay boys who overuse styling products and like to kick puppies?

Even my roommate kicked me out this weekend so she could get a piece. I had to sleep in Professor Tara's room. I heard she might be a lesbian. Do you think she's make out with me? Would I be a pretty lesbian? Am I femme? Should I listen to the Indigo Girls now? Will Lee still share his toast with me if I am gay? Can I still have dirty thoughts about my Math teacher if he is a boy?

OH WOEZ!

I'm going to go do some squats. I need therapization.
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[personal profile] mycanonhatesme 2005-10-30 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
It's definitely the hair. It looks so soft. And I do know what you mean. Do you think he knows how to use it? You know, being skilled in math and all.

[identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, he could definitely lay down outliers on my Y axis, if you know what I mean.

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Axis? What does WWII have to do with math?

[identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, he's welcome to his own person D-Day on my shores any time he wants.
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[personal profile] mycanonhatesme 2005-10-30 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Just make sure the boats unload in the proper place!

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait? Cuddy has beachfront property in France and didn't tell anyone? And what are they unloading on these boats?

[identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
If I have to explain that to you, you are in so much trouble, Blank. Didn't your pr0n peanut gallery teach you anything?

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
What? What I'd say? You're the one who keeps going back and forth between Math and History. I'm just trying to figure out how this relates to slide rules and calculators.

I haven't had my cup of Martyphor today.
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