http://lisacuddy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-10-30 02:15 pm
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I need to be therapized!

ZOMG what is wrong with me? Why do I keep on getting crushes on evil and a little bit gay boys who overuse styling products and like to kick puppies?

Even my roommate kicked me out this weekend so she could get a piece. I had to sleep in Professor Tara's room. I heard she might be a lesbian. Do you think she's make out with me? Would I be a pretty lesbian? Am I femme? Should I listen to the Indigo Girls now? Will Lee still share his toast with me if I am gay? Can I still have dirty thoughts about my Math teacher if he is a boy?

OH WOEZ!

I'm going to go do some squats. I need therapization.
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[identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
ZOMG PARADE! Is there candy?

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course! If there's no candy, it's not a parade!

[identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Can you please organize a parade at some point? Please

Seriously. Please? :)

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh dear lord. Yet another thing on the list of INSANE THINGS I MUST DO! I don't know when, I don't know what, but Tick will organize a parade. Too much crack potential not to.

[identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I will so help you! Well, I will sacrifice Bree for it. Think about the hilariousness! I'll bring the squirt guns!

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Why am I getting crazed visions of Thanksgiving?

[identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
An infltable Tick, 7 stories high!

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Stop it! Stop it! I don't need fuel for my insanity today! I fought ducks! *sticks fingers in ears and sings "LALALALALALALALALALA!"*

*realizes that he's looking at a computer screen and blocking out sound won't help*

*covers eyes and types "LALALALALALALALALALA!" uh, with his feet*

[identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Getting the dance team to all dress up as The Tick and perform a tap number in shiny blue sequins!

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't see what you're saying! If this response is typo-free, that's just because my feet are awesome because I'm not looking at the screen!

And, incidentally, I like the tap idea.

[identity profile] lisacuddy.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Gets hit in the head with a big banana gobstopper. "Ow, fuck!"

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2005-10-30 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
*Offers ice pack*

*And a slide rule*
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