I need to be therapized!

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

ZOMG what is wrong with me? Why do I keep on getting crushes on evil and a little bit gay boys who overuse styling products and like to kick puppies?

Even my roommate kicked me out this weekend so she could get a piece. I had to sleep in Professor Tara's room. I heard she might be a lesbian. Do you think she's make out with me? Would I be a pretty lesbian? Am I femme? Should I listen to the Indigo Girls now? Will Lee still share his toast with me if I am gay? Can I still have dirty thoughts about my Math teacher if he is a boy?

OH WOEZ!

I'm going to go do some squats. I need therapization.

Comments

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

I'm feeling the need for after class tutoring session coming on...

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Really? I would think that the head of the scienc club woud be good at Math.

[mycanonhatesme]

*sighs* Yes, but after class tutoring sessions give us a chance to get him alone. Where no one can hear him scream.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

You're bringing the scarves and gags, I'll bring the hot oils.

[mycanonhatesme]

I like the sound of this already!

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

We must secure our educational futures. In bed.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

You can never be too careful about your studies.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Then what are you doing here. Shouldn't you be studying math?